my dreams have come true! i will share my secret to increasing my ejaculation!

[HumorMe]

Good ejaculation story. My friend (no, not me) was hooking up with this chick. SHe was giving him a blow job and right before he came she stopped using her mouth and just used her hand on him. Anyway, so he blows his load, and the first shot goes directly in his mouth. He ended up gagging on it and threw up all over her. lol

Damn.....talk about being born under a bad sign!!! How the fuck did it go in his mouth!?!

 

[the nature boy]

Damn.....talk about being born under a bad sign!!! How the fuck did it go in his mouth!?!

he was laying down. lucky shot I guess. or unlucky.

 

[HumorMe]

he was laying down. lucky shot I guess. or unlucky.

Maybe she was a good aim? It's still funny as shit though!

 

[manny78]

13 foot ? damn I thought 6 was amazing..........

 

[Workin_at_it]

Hell - the 27" before the 581% improvement isn't bad!

 

[daemon]

13 feet??? What a mess that would cause! I'd have to get out of bed to go clean up a bunch of semen. But what if I couldn't find it all? That would suck.

Your too pessemistic. Think of the possabilities. With a little preperation and some practice, you could pull, turn and shoot right into the shitter. All the way from your bed! I can't imagine a girl who would go wild over that one.

 

[Alexis]

This probably falls under "too much information", but I got a hand job one time and I was soooooo worked up from a weekend of trying to get in this girls pants (and then finally getting relase) that I shot my wad clear acrosss the room and hit my cat in the head! I've never laughed so hard in my life...lol

I don't need no stinkin' pill.

aahahahahahaha

 

[Volkron Pussy Dilator™]

I once saw a really crazy european porno....

where about 7 guys were gang banging a chick, and at the end they all showered her in their jizz, and when they had finished cumming on her, they took a spoon and FORCE FED her from the cum river on her body.

I thought I had really seen it all, but that is something that really freaked me out, and the VP Dilator™ doesn't freak out easily.

 

[NPCMONSTER]

lol HS

girl "what happened??"
me "nothing"

the remainder of the evening i spent trying not to laugh when the kitten was cleaning itself.

ROFLMFAO....dude i was crying i laughed so hard.

 

[Kahn]

When I first started dating my wife, we had sex one to three times per day. After the first yr I could hold the first contraction and flow about twice the normal amount before the contractions began. Could only do that the first time though, the others were weak. I was really cool to feel it flow up the tube and pour out. She always wanted me to drop the first one on her.