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[smallmovesal]

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[ladymacbeth]

I was just having the worst night ever. Now I'm not. You know why? Always desired 13 foot ejaculations. Now I know that science has made this possible...Thank you small, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

love,

Kate

 

[the nature boy]

13 feet??? What a mess that would cause! I'd have to get out of bed to go clean up a bunch of semen. But what if I couldn't find it all? That would suck.

 

[smallmovesal]

I was just having the worst night ever. Now I'm not. You know why? Always desired 13 foot ejaculations. Now I know that science has made this possible...Thank you small, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

love,

Kate

hey, i live to hear such uplifting things as this... you are so welcome!

can i help you with anything else?

 

[HumorMe]

13 feet??? What a mess that would cause! I'd have to get out of bed to go clean up a bunch of semen. But what if I couldn't find it all? That would suck.

I watched "Something About Mary" last night and I about fell out of my chair after reading your post!

I guess there must be a rush about giving your girl a facial from across the room!

 

[Warik]

And create more of a mess to clean up? How about "reduce or eliminate ejaculation volume at will." Now there's a scientific breakthrough.

-Warik

 

[ladymacbeth]

hey, i live to hear such uplifting things as this... you are so welcome!

can i help you with anything else?

hehe...this will do for now. My spirit is fresh and new. Just keep the laughs a-comin'...

 

[smallmovesal]

i shall do my best

 

[buddy28]

I used to own this porno, where a group of guys was gangbanging this bit tittied broad. Pretty standard.

Anyhow, at the end of the scene, when all but one guy had busted his load on this girls tits, this skinny dude walks out of the corner and begins this strange, deep, intense, moan

"OHOHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHH!"

And he begins to spray all over this girls tits. 10 seconds go by......15 seconds.......the guys still moaning and cumming on this girls tits......20 seconds........its almost like white piss!!!........25 seconds......the big titied girl looks at the camera with this look of digust and fear mixed into one.......the guy keeps going.......35 seconds..........45 seconds......55 seconds later, the guy quits.

Every dude in the room was like, "What the fuck was that!!!!"

Some of the craziest spunking Ive ever seen.

Spunk out.

 

[ladymacbeth]

Thanks buddy...mmmmm...that was hot...


NOT.


Oh, just kidding.