My date just fell through

[SoreArms]

I'm bummed out, I got a call from my (supposed) date tonight and she told me that she is feeling sick and wants to reschedule.

I've had one of those weeks too, and I was really looking forward to going out and "blowing off some steam" tonight.

Fuck it, i'm going to go to the gym right now and work a good pump and I'm going to head out to a club. Probably ClockWork Orange, haven't been there in a while.

I don't think she'd flake on me to go elsewhere, she's a cool friend, she did sound pretty shitty. Then again, so do I when I call work and pretend to be sick.

Any of you girls flake on guys often?

 

[BileStew]

Any of you girls flake on guys often?

Nah, I normally beat them to the punch. Make up an excuse that the psoriasis on my groin is acting up again.

 

[Dial_tone]

I guess you're really gonna have sore arm(s) tomorrow

 

[Athos]

Any of you girls flake on guys often?

Yet another example as to why I keep a handy "chloriform and duct tape survival kit" in the trunk of my car.

 

[SoKlueles]

danggggggg athos.......for future reference , im allergic to chloriform and the duct tape breaks me out

 

[Athos]

danggggggg athos.......for future reference , im allergic to chloriform and the duct tape breaks me out

You're safe...I have sanitized, furry handcuffs for the
hypo-alergenic.

 

[SoreArms]

So I'm at Clockwork Orange (80's and Industrial/Goth club) last night, and i'm hanging at the bar taking down Kettle one and tonic's like it ain't no thang when from across the dance floor I see one of the hottest chicks I have seen in a good while. She was about 5'11" or 6', nice as body, her breasts were not big, they were just right for her size and body type, beautiful face and she danced with very sexy cat like movements. So I stand there and gawk at her for several minutes, literally in a trance. She was dancing with some guy, I figured it must have been her BF, "lucky bastard" I thought. Then my world was filled with joy when I noticed the guy was dancing very "fruity", that was her "boy" friend alright. After a couple of minutes, I see them walking out of the dance floor. "This is my chance, I gotta go talk to her", so I walk hurridly across the dance floor and catch up with her. I introduce my self and tell her that I have been watching her from the bar, she tells me her name is Vanessa (ahhh Vanessa). So we chat it up for a few minutes and my spider sences told me things looked very promising. Then she suddenly asks my age, "27" I reply and she made a kind of "eew" face. "Why how old are you?" I ask, "21" , "is this too much of a difference?" I ask and she nods. Well after that, the conversation was akward so it didn't last much longer. WTF? It was going so well, why did my age throw her off like that? I mean, it's not like there was a 20 year difference or something. I just really don't understand.

Later that night, Vanessa, walking by, notices me and pulls to the dance floor. A few songs into it, the DJ announces last call for alcohol. Vanessa holds up an empty drink, looks at me with puppy eyes and says "I'd really like to get another drink". "OK then, thanks for the dance" and I walked away. No way was I going to buy her a drink when I already knew that she was disgusted by my age and really gave no promise or anything more.

Well, Vanessa, you are a hot chick, but just wait until your 27 and too old for me (cause I'll be loaded, drive a Corvette and only date 21 year olds).

 

[seraphElite]

gj bro, i would had done the same... cut them loses

 

[BileStew]

Well, Vanessa, you are a hot chick, but just wait until your 27 and too old for me (cause I'll be loaded, drive a Corvette and only date 21 year olds). [/B]

Dude, when you're loaded, you better not be driving a Corvette. You better be behind the wheel of a nice Mercedes SL600.

Corvettes are for guys who want to stay 21. If you're making wads of cash, you want something with prestige, elegance and grace....A Benz epitomizes all of that.

Anyone can lease a Corvette, but not everyone can own a Benz.

Get it?

 

[jubei]

Mercedes are way over rated. Go and get an M3 or a 7 series BMW, now thats a classy car.