most messed up porno ever

[p0ink]

Ok, this should be funny as hell. What are some of the most fucked up pornos you guys have seen? When i had a scavenger hunt for my fraternity, on the list was "midget porn" and this kid in my hallway had a tape as a joke, but apparently i grabbed the wrong one, and when they all watched it they thought i was some sick fuck for owning it. it was a porno with people dressed up as cops wearing pig masks. they were all fuckin this girl and and making pig noises and sticking champagne bottles anywhere they could. the guys in my house flipped shit, and thought i was some kind of sicko...like seriously, it was that fucking bad...they still bring that shit up. you know it was that bad if it grossed out a bunch of frat guys.

I havent seen this one, but my friend was telling me about it. here's what he had to say:

"i love how he beats the shit out of the girls he's sodomizing (Some porn star named Rocco). i got a bunch, and he's always hitting them. i love it. unless their crying, then he kisses them. i have this one of him fucking this girl in the ass while he's holding her head in a toilet under water, then he pulls her up, slaps her in the face, puts her back down, and cums on her face"

man what the fuck is wrong with some pornos...has anyone else seen really bizarre shit?

 

[bignate73]

yeah, that rocco guy doesnt fuck around. he's rough as shit. i havent seen the toilet thing, but ive seen him slam some chicks pretty hard in the poopchute. leaves some serious red marks on their asses too.

not my cup of tea. but some people like to see that shit.

 

[tableedge]

I love rocco, because as horribly bad as he ruins some girls' colons, they still love him. I feel like they want him to think that they are special, but he doesn't, so they keep trying, until their stomachs fall out of their asses. But he can be gentle as a lamb too. Like that porno with him trying to stop that kid who got a magic book with a face that told the kid to be evil. At the end though, it all worked out. The kid teamed up with rocco and they defeated the book in the haunted carnival. Then they had a party on the clouds with the animal pornstars from the Forest of Feeling. God I love that one. Then he makes Anna suck is cock after gutting Sylvia with it. Sort of spoonfeeding her feces.

 

[p0ink]

oh yeah, i have another. i was in this room of these girls i was friends with (one of them i really wanted) and i was on her computer and decided to check my email. well in my email was a movie from my friend called "football.mpg". And this kid is a funny guy, so i called them over, and said "hey come here, i want to show you this movie." I opened it up and i was like "what the hell is this" and it turned out being some girl shooting a nerf football out of her chooch. their facial expressions were that of pure disgust and horror. they thought i was some sicko rapist after that, cause this was like the second time i was hanging out with them. oh man, their facial expressions were killer...i just wondered what they said after i left...man did i feel like a schmuck

 

[supersizeme]

for my 21st birthday, my best friend gave me a porno called "Old Bitches." it's basically a bunch of old, fat grey haired people having orgies. truly disturbing shit. the one young guy in the porno has one ball.
i still remember the first time my parents and i watched it together. boy did we get a laugh out of it.

 

[tableedge]

Don't forget about the two hands in the ass one. Anyone else think Peter North is a dork. I hate the sounds he makes and some of his classic catch phrases like "Wooaahhh I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, woaahhhh, woooaaaahhhh, raaaaa". So if you know what i'm talking about, make me feel less gay.

 

[Latimer]

The sickest shit I ever saw was on the net. It was just a short clip from some fetish site. Some lady had some guys balls all twisted up in a rope and stuck a needle into his swollen testicles. The sick part is some sort of fluid shot clear across the room everytime she punctured his sack. I don't know if it was seminal fluid or what. Grossed me out. I'm not into that shit in the slightest. I just kind of stumbled across it one night a few years ago. Very disturbing stuff. I don't know how people can get their kicks from that.

 

[supersizeme]

i think taking off that yellow mini-skirt and your eyeliner would probably be a more solid move to help you feel less gay, but i'll do what i can. yes i know the sounds you're talking about. guys in pornos sound retarded when they cum. i have never once dropped the bomb and been like "oh my god i'm gonna cum oh my god oh oh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooohhh babyyyyyyyyyy". retarded. i hope a chick would laugh at me if i ever did that.

 

[supersizeme]

also i've got a few .avi's of some japanese chicks vomitting into each other's mouth. that's pretty sick shit.

 

[Latimer]

also i've got a few .avi's of some japanese chicks vomitting into each other's mouth. that's pretty sick shit.

You ever see that one where that Chinese broad pukes into a bowl and then starts picking out the chunks and eating it? It was on rotten or a similar site a long time ago. My buddy showed me it when he was over and the audio alone makes you want to hurl.