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Morons at the gym (the official thread)...
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alex2678
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Guys who wear scrubs to the gym pisses me off for some reason. Poor bastard probably works as a parking attendant at a local hospital and grabbed a free pair of scrubs. Now he walks around the gym with this "hey ladies, I'm a doctor" look on his face.
I swear the skinniest people find the strangest things to do with the cable crossover machine. This guy grabbed the left cable with his right arm, the right cable with his left and then turned his whole body in the opposite direction to do what I think was some variation of a lateral raise. I'm thinking to myself, 'how's this guy gonna get out of this mess after his last rep?' He got done with his last "rep" and tried to get out. One half of the stack took him one way the other half took him the other. Looked like a pingpong ball bouncing back and forth. Good way to tear your shoulders right out of their sockets.
I swear the skinniest people find the strangest things to do with the cable crossover machine. This guy grabbed the left cable with his right arm, the right cable with his left and then turned his whole body in the opposite direction to do what I think was some variation of a lateral raise. I'm thinking to myself, 'how's this guy gonna get out of this mess after his last rep?' He got done with his last "rep" and tried to get out. One half of the stack took him one way the other half took him the other. Looked like a pingpong ball bouncing back and forth. Good way to tear your shoulders right out of their sockets.
SgtSlaughter
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alex2678 said:
read my post in here somewhere recently about that exercise Spotted from behind, LOL! Damn kids.
I had to stop my set. I was waiting to see if this kids arms were just gonna rip right off. This was the leader of the pack in a bunch of high school kids too.
FFQuads
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Here is a good one. I've got alot of older folks that "workout" at the gym I go to. So, there's this older women that does what I believe to be some sort of circuit training. She does almost everything back ass and stares at the machines like that are going to talk to her. My favorite is the flat bench machine. She takes the pen out and get right to it! You know those bars that you can push on with your feet to help push the weight to a position you start with......Well.....she uses that and the press together to form some kind of rowing machine. She really gets this going for about 30 seconds. It's really fun to have a look at when I'm re-filling my water bottle.
Another one.....
I drink about one gallon of water while in the gym. People come up to me alot and ask "Are you really going to drink all that water?" I like to tell then it's for my shorts. I just get really sticky down there.........you know what I mean??? As they walk away or just stare at me with lost eyes. Good times...... Good times....
Another one.....
I drink about one gallon of water while in the gym. People come up to me alot and ask "Are you really going to drink all that water?" I like to tell then it's for my shorts. I just get really sticky down there.........you know what I mean??? As they walk away or just stare at me with lost eyes. Good times...... Good times....
ok.. i think i should be crowned for giving the best stories on this thread..
this is real gay and u guys are gonna love it..
so there's these 2 guys.. one is a pro BB i think.. cuz he's very lean and has considerable mass.. the other is an average joe.. so they were at the lat pulldown machine.. so pro BB would be doing his first set with very heavy poundages, so he sits down and prepares for his set.. and what i saw next just plained out shocked me.. the average joe goes to sit on his lap(like girl on top position) and the set starts and all throughout the set they look like they were humping each other!! what's worst is that after that, they'd take turns to change positions!! and as the whole gym looks on.. they're thinking that they're the shit now.. OMG!! DIE FAGS!!
so K up now!!
this is real gay and u guys are gonna love it..
so there's these 2 guys.. one is a pro BB i think.. cuz he's very lean and has considerable mass.. the other is an average joe.. so they were at the lat pulldown machine.. so pro BB would be doing his first set with very heavy poundages, so he sits down and prepares for his set.. and what i saw next just plained out shocked me.. the average joe goes to sit on his lap(like girl on top position) and the set starts and all throughout the set they look like they were humping each other!! what's worst is that after that, they'd take turns to change positions!! and as the whole gym looks on.. they're thinking that they're the shit now.. OMG!! DIE FAGS!!
so K up now!!
silver_shadow
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and we have a winner....carlsuen said:ok.. i think i should be crowned for giving the best stories on this thread..
this is real gay and u guys are gonna love it..
so there's these 2 guys.. one is a pro BB i think.. cuz he's very lean and has considerable mass.. the other is an average joe.. so they were at the lat pulldown machine.. so pro BB would be doing his first set with very heavy poundages, so he sits down and prepares for his set.. and what i saw next just plained out shocked me.. the average joe goes to sit on his lap(like girl on top position) and the set starts and all throughout the set they look like they were humping each other!! what's worst is that after that, they'd take turns to change positions!! and as the whole gym looks on.. they're thinking that they're the shit now.. OMG!! DIE FAGS!!
so K up now!!
gotta spread some k around first...
overcome73
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Quote:
Originally Posted by carlsuen
ok.. i think i should be crowned for giving the best stories on this thread..
this is real gay and u guys are gonna love it..
so there's these 2 guys.. one is a pro BB i think.. cuz he's very lean and has considerable mass.. the other is an average joe.. so they were at the lat pulldown machine.. so pro BB would be doing his first set with very heavy poundages, so he sits down and prepares for his set.. and what i saw next just plained out shocked me.. the average joe goes to sit on his lap(like girl on top position) and the set starts and all throughout the set they look like they were humping each other!! what's worst is that after that, they'd take turns to change positions!! and as the whole gym looks on.. they're thinking that they're the shit now.. OMG!! DIE FAGS!!
so K up now!!
OMG! What a visual. I am mentally scarred after hearing the above story. I knew there was a reason I chose chins over pulldowns!!
Originally Posted by carlsuen
ok.. i think i should be crowned for giving the best stories on this thread..
this is real gay and u guys are gonna love it..
so there's these 2 guys.. one is a pro BB i think.. cuz he's very lean and has considerable mass.. the other is an average joe.. so they were at the lat pulldown machine.. so pro BB would be doing his first set with very heavy poundages, so he sits down and prepares for his set.. and what i saw next just plained out shocked me.. the average joe goes to sit on his lap(like girl on top position) and the set starts and all throughout the set they look like they were humping each other!! what's worst is that after that, they'd take turns to change positions!! and as the whole gym looks on.. they're thinking that they're the shit now.. OMG!! DIE FAGS!!
so K up now!!
OMG! What a visual. I am mentally scarred after hearing the above story. I knew there was a reason I chose chins over pulldowns!!
al420
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I'm guessing college age girls......
Girl one - what do you want to do today
Girl two - I have to do abs b/c Im going to do abs everyday this summer - I have to get rid of this extra skin.
G1 - I know some great ab exercises.......
Off they go and grab a swiss ball, 10lb medicine ball, and a floor pad. The "experienced girl" has the friend lay on the swiss ball and tries to throw the medicine ball to her - great exercise when done properly - only problem is the girl on the swiss ball was not expecting the force of the throw and fell off the ball - not to the side, but off the back - she tumbled. I laughed so loud they looked at me - I know, I'm a jerk but in my defense I was in the midst of a 1hr low intensity uphill walk and was looking for something to post!
Girl one - what do you want to do today
Girl two - I have to do abs b/c Im going to do abs everyday this summer - I have to get rid of this extra skin.
G1 - I know some great ab exercises.......
Off they go and grab a swiss ball, 10lb medicine ball, and a floor pad. The "experienced girl" has the friend lay on the swiss ball and tries to throw the medicine ball to her - great exercise when done properly - only problem is the girl on the swiss ball was not expecting the force of the throw and fell off the ball - not to the side, but off the back - she tumbled. I laughed so loud they looked at me - I know, I'm a jerk but in my defense I was in the midst of a 1hr low intensity uphill walk and was looking for something to post!
