Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[lanky]

repeating scenario that happens to me......people decide to put their lock right next to my lock when there are 200 empty lockers in the changing room. and it never fails that right when i am done my workout and trying to get to my locker ther is someone blocking my locker completely naked and takes 10 minutes to get dressed...happens 70% of the time. unbelievable

 

[Tweakle]

I classified a new specimin last night, a skinny white kid working out in a huge winter jacket complete with fur lined hood, do-rag and basketball shorts. I tried hard not to crack up as he bounced a swissball past me but couldn't keep it in.

 

[Island Son]

I classified a new specimin last night, a skinny white kid working out in a huge winter jacket complete with fur lined hood, do-rag and basketball shorts. I tried hard not to crack up as he bounced a swissball past me but couldn't keep it in.

congratulations on finding a brand-new species of fashion moron! Have you named it yet?

 

[HiDnGoD]

I classified a new specimin last night, a skinny white kid working out in a huge winter jacket complete with fur lined hood, do-rag and basketball shorts. I tried hard not to crack up as he bounced a swissball past me but couldn't keep it in.

This fkies in the face of Darwin's theory. We 'sposed to evolve, not d evolve.

 

[danimal22]

There were these two assholes at my gym, they became famous around my college town. Everybody knew them as "The Ponytail Twins". They were these two twins that came to the gym every damn day dressed in matching flannel pajama pants and black wifebeaters. Any time you went to the gym they were there, so pretty much anybody who went to the gym regularly knew who they were. Their looks alone were enough to get them attention but it was their antics that really made them imfamous. See, they fought and argued like 7 year olds everyday, pulling each others hair and shit. They got countless warnings for shit like chasing one another round the bench and yelling at people who asked them how many sets they had left. They finally got kicked out permanantly when they told a girl to get off an elliptical because she was "too fat already" and that she needed to "stop eating so many hamburgers" hahahaha. poor girl broke down crying and they got escorted off by the police. Now they are immortilized in a facebook tribute group.

 

[lesarin]

There were these two assholes at my gym, they became famous around my college town. Everybody knew them as "The Ponytail Twins". They were these two twins that came to the gym every damn day dressed in matching flannel pajama pants and black wifebeaters. Any time you went to the gym they were there, so pretty much anybody who went to the gym regularly knew who they were. Their looks alone were enough to get them attention but it was their antics that really made them imfamous. See, they fought and argued like 7 year olds everyday, pulling each others hair and shit. They got countless warnings for shit like chasing one another round the bench and yelling at people who asked them how many sets they had left. They finally got kicked out permanantly when they told a girl to get off an elliptical because she was "too fat already" and that she needed to "stop eating so many hamburgers" hahahaha. poor girl broke down crying and they got escorted off by the police. Now they are immortilized in a facebook tribute group.

This bring's back memories of infamous "jesus twins" on the Howard Stern show. lol.

 

[danimal22]

This bring's back memories of infamous "jesus twins" on the Howard Stern show. lol.

haha i just youtubed the jesus twins....thats almost exactly what the ponytail twins looked like only they wore their greasy black hair in slicked back ponytails like an early 90s pornstar.

 

[kingkrs]

I witnessed some guy at the gym yesterday climb into the leg press machine backwards! He tried to put his head and shoulders against the foot platform and his feet on the back pad. He realized real quick something was wrong. I couldn't help but laugh. What an idiot.

 

[Kabeetz]

This is a real good one from the other day...

Two squat racks next to eachother against a wall, about a squat rack's length apart. A pair of guys in their late teens at each rack.

The guys at the right rack are doing some kind of row I believe and the guys at the left rack just got their, and they are taking 275 off the Bar to begin whatever exercise they are about to begin. Well the guy at the left rack, takes the 25 off the left side of the barbell, then the 45 off the left side of the barbell, then the 2nd 45....

The barbell immediately flies upright and to the right, lands perpendicular with the 115's flat on the floor, the bar over swings due to the momentum, and hits the teen waiting his turn at the right rack HARD in the back of the head before swinging back and just stopping straight in the air.

HILLLLAARRRIIIOOOUUUUSSSSS. And idiotic. Unload your bars evenly.

 

[Andalite]

^^^ that wasnt funny. if u were the guy who got smacked on the back of ur head i dont think u would be laughing....unless ur me....but then ud be laughing coz ud have smacked the guy responsible for breaking the equilibrium of ur workout.