come and get me tony tiger, i'm in norcal near the oregon border.
mtn rugged country, not a place for brokeback hillbilly half-wits.
the savages up here would have you scalped and and your bones made into clubs within days of your arrival.
seriously no offense but no way do you have the intelligence
or academic background to ever become a federal agent (fbi, cia, atf, etc).
you'd fail all the moral polygraph stuff (the multiple wifes, the drug usage, the violent background, the heavy drinking).
i'm guessing a ex-bullet sponge enlistee (thank you for your service) either on disability or part time employed security guard.
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