ive heard chicks yell out to guys taht they have small cocks and suck in bed after breakups. its social homicide
...but highly amusing
one girl actually tried saying something like that to me once (she was one of those girls that liked way above average sized dicks) ie her, saying to another person (one of my gym buddies, who was opening the subject with her just to be an idiot...hes one of the guys obsessed with penis pumps), while i was there "yeah he could be bigger" (talking about me)
fortunately, without missing a beat (despite having had too many drinks...far too many drinks ) i replied (over my shoulder) "babe it isnt my fault...maybe if you actually turned me on, it would have got to full size"