Men Quick ? About Your Woman Or Wemen

[BigCracker]

speedytransam weighs a buck fifty, doesn't eat or train much(according to him in his other posts) and is on his 4th week of his 1st cycle of Andropenis 250. In true newb fashion, he is following the polar opposite advice that he was given in his first few posts. God I love these guys. While they reinvent the wheel and make no progress I just keep on getting bigger and better for my age.


Here's what his old lady really has to say about their sex life.

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[BigCracker]

If it were not for fantastic sex, and having daughters, there would be no need for women. I am working with wife number three, fairly successfully; there are a few girlfriends that just don’t go away.


My current wife is from Western China, sex is a given, and no games involved, she is the only woman I have ever met like that. Kind of nice, because sometimes she is just like a guy and will jump me, and bang - surprise me.

If I was to get married-aka the 18 yr plan, I definitely wouldn't marry some American twat. A lot of guys don't know this, but American woman are known throughout the world as being the most beautiful. However they also have the reputations for being the worst wives. The funny part? American men are supposed to make the best husbands-which is why so many foriegn chicks get in mail order bride programs.

At least in Mexico you can divorce your wife if she doesn't put out enough-and she won't get shit for alimony either. I've heard of guys here living through years of sexless marriages where they still pay the bills-which is totally whack.

 

[immortalis]

I've heard of guys here living through years of sexless marriages where they still pay the bills-which is totally whack.

Fuck that noise


Oh and by the way, the next time I need a "Decoder Ring" to decipher a post, someone please warn me. I think I took 3 years off the life-span of my eyes by trying to read this shit

 

[GymIntensity]

Wemen......isn't that the guy from Jackass?

hahaha

 

[SlimJim52]

All depends upon my or her mood. Usually a little touch in the right places gets her in the mood and then all hell breaks loose. Other times, she does the touch and jumps my bones. Either way it is all good!

 

[HiDnGoD]

Hell, I only wanna screw for 5 minutes. It's all the warmup that I like.

Gutlesstransam, if all you want is a quick slide, buy some liver & a microwave.

 

[jimi3times]

The smell gets her off. If my cologne ends up on or near her pillow she gets her motor up. Shell reach over knowing that i just showered and am ready to. Doesnt sound much like work. Sorry