Masturbating with garbanzo beans

[puddlemonkey]

Picked up new toys today, can't wait to deck out the 1911 Sig. Two more reasons me > you

 

[calveless wonder]

Your childhood dream of being Madmax is almost complete

 

[uamaverick]

Never was a fan of the Beretta 92F. Sigs are awesome though.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Sweet.....any assault rifles?

 

[calveless wonder]

When the IRS comes knocking on puds door, he's gonna pull an Antonio Banderas in Desperado.

 

[-SD-]

Crazy ass Martin Riggs beretta for the fuckin win

"thats some serious shit you carry"
lolol

 

[puddlemonkey]

Never was a fan of the Beretta 92F. Sigs are awesome though.

I've always disliked Beretta's, but this new 96A1 is teh shit.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Sweet.....any assault rifles?

Almost picked up a AR-15 in a trade, but quickly realized that'd officially make me a nutcase.

 

[uamaverick]

No it wouldn't, LOL.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Almost picked up a AR-15 in a trade, but quickly realized that'd officially make me a nutcase.

I like the AR-15, you should have...haha

 

[puddlemonkey]

Wanted to buy the FiveSeven, but ammo is a bitch.

 

[puddlemonkey]

When the IRS comes knocking on puds door, he's gonna pull an Antonio Banderas in Desperado.

I forgot to ask... is your business venture from awhile back off limits to give you shit about?

 

[redshirt27se]

I'm actually surprised you don't have an AR

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Not "cool" but my gramps just handed down 2 oldies.

over under .410 shotgun/22 long rifle combo
side by side .410 shotgun

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm actually surprised you don't have an AR

is that a challenge?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Not "cool" but my gramps just handed down 2 oldies.

over under .410 shotgun/22 long rifle combo
side by side .410 shotgun

pics

 

[redshirt27se]

is that a challenge?

seeing as you have a stockhold of firearms, it just surprised me. i prefer AK variants to ARs personally

 

[puddlemonkey]

seeing as you have a stockhold of firearms, it just surprised me. i prefer AK variants to ARs personally

I'm a sucker for handguns. I still have rifles and shotguns from my hunting days, but I'm all about the pistol whipping now.

 

[puddlemonkey]

almost bought a Kimber over the Sig, so glad I didn't. It looked sweet, as many Kimbers do, but it's guaranteed to jam (as Kimbers do).

 

[-SD-]

almost bought a Kimber over the Sig, so glad I didn't. It looked sweet, as many Kimbers do, but it's guaranteed to jam (as Kimbers do).

i can attest to the veracity of this statement firsthand

 

[puddlemonkey]

if you give it to me I can make sure it's disposed of properly

 

[SouthernLord]

Nice

 

[Strongbow]

Almost picked up a AR-15 in a trade, but quickly realized that'd officially make me a nutcase.

I gotta an AR-15 decked the fuck out with laser sights, night scope, tripod, the works.

 

[Smurfy]

are you going to actually shoot somebody with these guns?

 

[miplank]

Wanted to buy the FiveSeven, but ammo is a bitch.

Be honest, you only wanted to buy that FiveSeven to rub it in Jnevs face.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Be honest, you only wanted to buy that FiveSeven to rub it in Jnevs face.

Absolutely

 

[puddlemonkey]

are you going to actually shoot somebody with these guns?

Just Mitch

 

[Smurfy]

Just Mitch

teehee

 

[miplank]

Just Mitch

I'll take you out with my ar15 before you even get close enough to think about shooting.

 

[inkspot]

I debated opening this thread, I mean garbanzo beans? There kinda hard. Love your new toys, but seriously Puddles you need to get with the program. Even I own an AR-15. Shocking!

 

[jnevin]

Wanted to buy the FiveSeven, but ammo is a bitch.

I told you that gun was teh bomb.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I told you that gun was teh bomb.

I just assumed since you liked it that it must suck. Usually a safe assumption.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I debated opening this thread, I mean garbanzo beans? There kinda hard. Love your new toys, but seriously Puddles you need to get with the program. Even I own an AR-15. Shocking!

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[puddlemonkey]

*Masturbation pics may be substituted for AR-15 pics

 

[calveless wonder]

look at all these gun toting yahoos

 

[puddlemonkey]

you're lucky I have a anti-pistol whipping SWV's rule

 

[jackangel]

he's preparing for the day they come to take away his pies, cakes, and vats of lard.

 

[SpyWizard]

picked up a taurus 709 slim for the wife yesterday, took it to the range and by the end had her doing 3" groups single left handed.. I was most impressed.. love the trigger action.. check it..

I hate 9mm but if she'll carry it i'll buy it..

Have a kimber ultra II should be here any day now..

 

[inkspot]

*Masturbation pics may be substituted for AR-15 pics

I'll take the post ar pic. I found a pic last night and will post it later. Send instructions k thanks

 

[chewyxrage]

Badass!

 

[-SD-]

picked up a taurus 709 slim for the wife yesterday, took it to the range and by the end had her doing 3" groups single left handed.. I was most impressed.. love the trigger action.. check it..

I hate 9mm but if she'll carry it i'll buy it..

Have a kimber ultra II should be here any day now..

why hate 9mm? Glock 19's are a great little pistol

 

[Lambruh]

yet another useless pic of everyday junk laid out on those dirty ass walmart sheets and continues to shy away from being called out on a body shot... tssk tssk

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[puddlemonkey]

you're just mad you can't have pills anymore

 

[*ebony*]

wow, does everyone own a gun these days?

 

[puddlemonkey]

wow, does everyone own a gun these days?

lol@a gun

 

[inkspot]

*Masturbation pics may be substituted for AR-15 pics

 

[puddlemonkey]

Very nice!





Now you'd better put that away before the man of the house catches you with it.

 

[miplank]

Very nice!





Now you'd better put that away before the man of the house catches you with it.

lol

 

[ortiz34]

Those are sick

 

[Lumberg]

I find this thread's lack of garbanzo bean masturbation disturbing.

 

[chewyxrage]

Hah! Awesome! No BS there

Ladies w/ guns, don't get no better.

 

[RottenWillow]

I'll take my Glock 45acps any day. Never been a 1911 fan.

 

[chewyxrage]

I'll take my Glock 45acps any day. Never been a 1911 fan.

1911 is gun collector's gun

They look pretty, and they are badass, but old technology

can't really compare them to a glock, imo anyway

 

[redshirt27se]

1911 is gun collector's gun

They look pretty, and they are badass, but old technology

can't really compare them to a glock, imo anyway

you don't fix what's not broken. the 1911 is one of the best guns ever made. it's still better than 99% of handguns out there.

 

[chewyxrage]

you don't fix what's not broken. the 1911 is one of the best guns ever made. it's still better than 99% of handguns out there.

totally agree

but compared to a glock

That's that 1%

 

[DaBangEm]

Agree. It's perfection. I have had a few and there is a lot of bunk about jamming on them. If you pay for shit it will shoot like shit. My newest toy should be here in 3 months. Kimber Ultra Raptor II.

 

[redshirt27se]

totally agree

but compared to a glock

That's that 1%

glocks are great guns, i can't debate that.


though if i have a choice between the two, money notwithstanding, i'll take a 1911 all day. glocks are ugly guns. most 1911s are beautiful.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Not only are Glocks ugly as sin, but the 21 (.45) spits the casings straight up in the air and they land on your head. Nice quality control twits


Love my baby 26 though



The 1911 has been around forever for a reason.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Agree. It's perfection. I have had a few and there is a lot of bunk about jamming on them.

people that buy a $250 1911 then complain about it having problems should be shot

 

[chewyxrage]

Not only are Glocks ugly as sin, but the 21 (.45) spits the casings straight up in the air and they land on your head. Nice quality control twits


Love my baby 26 though



The 1911 has been around forever for a reason.

You're supposed to wear riot gear when you're blastin fools, didn't ya hear?

 

[PICK3]

Not only are Glocks ugly as sin, but the 21 (.45) spits the casings straight up in the air and they land on your head.

that's why true ganstas hold the weapon with the ejection chamber on a horizontal plane when firing

 

[RottenWillow]

Not only are Glocks ugly as sin, but the 21 (.45) spits the casings straight up in the air and they land on your head. Nice quality control twits


Love my baby 26 though



The 1911 has been around forever for a reason.

and they land on your head. In 11 years I've never had mine eject casings that landed on my head. Obviously depends upon height and arm length of the user.

My other 45 acp is the 29 or 30...whichever one is the subcompact 45...can never remember. That one I like less b/c so much recoil is concentrated onto a smaller grip. Great carry though.