Lumberg
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What in God's name? Dude, you got any more stories like this? Good entertainment, man. Way better than watching efukt videos.If it makes you feel any better... I was dating this chick that was a little older then me (20+ years) but she was into body building and what not had a pretty mean six pack anyways we broke up pretty much because she shit on me while we were banging and I really didn't know how to handle it at the time. So we met up about six months later when we both had been drinking and ended up getting wild in my truck I a big lots parking lot. I'm one of those people who fanatically cleans their vehicle so when I dropped her off at her car I'm looking around like what the f**k is that smell I looked down and there was shit on my f-ing carpet and a terd between my cushion I couldn't make this up of I wanted to but you wanna talk about realizing what a bad idea sleeping with an ex is