Made a HUGE mistake!!

[nimbus]

If it makes you feel any better... I was dating this chick that was a little older then me (20+ years) but she was into body building and what not had a pretty mean six pack anyways we broke up pretty much because she shit on me while we were banging and I really didn't know how to handle it at the time. So we met up about six months later when we both had been drinking and ended up getting wild in my truck I a big lots parking lot. I'm one of those people who fanatically cleans their vehicle so when I dropped her off at her car I'm looking around like what the f**k is that smell I looked down and there was shit on my f-ing carpet and a terd between my cushion I couldn't make this up of I wanted to but you wanna talk about realizing what a bad idea sleeping with an ex is

pwned by a revenge poop

 

[blueta2]

If it makes you feel any better... I was dating this chick that was a little older then me (20+ years) but she was into body building and what not had a pretty mean six pack anyways we broke up pretty much because she shit on me while we were banging and I really didn't know how to handle it at the time. So we met up about six months later when we both had been drinking and ended up getting wild in my truck I a big lots parking lot. I'm one of those people who fanatically cleans their vehicle so when I dropped her off at her car I'm looking around like what the f**k is that smell I looked down and there was shit on my f-ing carpet and a terd between my cushion I couldn't make this up of I wanted to but you wanna talk about realizing what a bad idea sleeping with an ex is

This made me feel a whole lot better ;-)

Sounds like the girl needed a good probiotic and to work on some gut issues

poor girl

 

[Srt8088]

Poor girl?! The first time it happened she was reverse cowgirl on me and I literally watched it land on my stomach! I had to wash another humans shit off my abs do you understand how f$@ked that is haha. she's 44 and had I been playing in the dirt then I would have been fine with getting muddy but I wasn't so someone please explain to me how that even happens ( sorry to jack your thread) most people find that story up uplifting I figured it'd make you feel better about your situation ... Poop on me once shame on you poo on me twice WTF!? I got a bunch of stories but this one is definitely by far the most efukt

 

[wootoom]

Wtf????

 

[smurf2]

Wulfgar approves

 

[tryin2tone]

My God you just get dumber as you post

I didn't just FUCK some guy cause I was horny you dummy, I LOVE my ex and had sex with him because I LOVE him....know what love is?

Old lady, I am way fucking smarter and hotter than your young kid ass.
You have spend a lot of time analyzing me and my life. Maybe utilize your time doing something useful, like getting an education or class.....just a thought

If you actually read what I wrote instead of wanting to act like you're still in high school and start calling people names. I said you had sex with someone YOU STILL HAD FEELINGS FOR, you dumb bitch. And me get class, you're the one that needs to come to the internet and he coddled by people you don't even really fucking know. I'm sure some of you know eachother, in real life, but tell me you know everyone in this thread and I will call you a liar. Look, I've let a lot of shit go, but you "older" "classier" bitches are not those things at all. I've looked at your past posts this isn't the first thread that you have started with the title having something to do with being drunk. And in more than one of your posts you have mentioned getting high, how fucking classy is that, for a grown ass woman such as yourself. You get on here because you crave attention, and you get it, and you like that. You are a self centered, lonely 40 something woman. So fucking leave me alone and I will leave you alone. Ive already been warned about all the women here, how you're all catty, and if there's a chance another female has a chance of getting in here, you broads do your best to chase them away. Well hey, I ain't going no where, like it or not. I never did anything or said anything negative to you, and you being the "classy" woman that you are began throwing insults straight from the gate.

 

[tryin2tone]

Judge much!
You're under 25 I can tell, cause you're pretty stupid!
who said I drove retard!

Nice idiot life twatzilla

And actually no I'm not under 25.
And who said you didn't drive, stupid. What, did you take the bus, or walk, or did you booty call and he come to you?

 

[tryin2tone]

They were all right when they said she was quite stupid.


Oh well

And fuck you too, I ain't done shit to you either. And there you go showing how "classy" you are too. And how old are you again? Ain't you in your 40s too, maybe you should act like it.

 

[Headholio]

Poor girl?! The first time it happened she was reverse cowgirl on me and I literally watched it land on my stomach! I had to wash another humans shit off my abs do you understand how f$@ked that is haha. she's 44 and had I been playing in the dirt then I would have been fine with getting muddy but I wasn't so someone please explain to me how that even happens ( sorry to jack your thread) most people find that story up uplifting I figured it'd make you feel better about your situation ... Poop on me once shame on you poo on me twice WTF!? I got a bunch of stories but this one is definitely by far the most efukt

I bet I could make her poop more than you did.

So I read this thread and I was wondering where the drinking and driving came from.

Blueta,
It seems like you have worked this all out on your own but my two cents:

It seems to me that if you are not in a relationship, an ex is a good place to go for sex.

Whether the motivation is physical or emotional or both, the actual event is as meaningful as you want it to be.

To love someone you will never have is bittersweet, and kind of cool. But it is important to appreciate the good part of it.

If you got what you needed that's good. If you didn't, that's good too, because it helps you progress intellectually and emotionally.

Today is a new day.

 

[blueta2]

Poor girl?! The first time it happened she was reverse cowgirl on me and I literally watched it land on my stomach! I had to wash another humans shit off my abs do you understand how f$@ked that is haha. she's 44 and had I been playing in the dirt then I would have been fine with getting muddy but I wasn't so someone please explain to me how that even happens ( sorry to jack your thread) most people find that story up uplifting I figured it'd make you feel better about your situation ... Poop on me once shame on you poo on me twice WTF!? I got a bunch of stories but this one is definitely by far the most efukt

hahaha I LOL!
How did she react after you made a BM on you?