little penis

[KA-BAR]

that is mean. I wise man once said " I may not reach bottom but I will bang the hell out of the sides. " 3" is short but if he's got 3" dia your friend will think she is dying. heh

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

my friend was asked out on a date today by this guy, let's call him andy. anyways, my friend got drunk one time and messed around with andy. She remembers him having a small dick, like 3 inches. so she is going on the date with him today just to confirm what she remembers (she was drunk). they calkl andy the nickname "short cummings" he doesn't get it. i am splt is this mean or is this funny?

Was he hard or soft at the time? We do have this thing called shrinkage that affects our Penises! But when we think of or see some beaver BAM! That little softy gets big and hard! Maybe he is just gay and didnt get hard over your girlfriend. Or your friend took advantage of a drunk gay guy because her GAYDAR wasnt working!

 

[daised]

1. he's straight
2. she said it was hard
3. tonight is "conformation" night. i will keep everyone updated.

 

[Taps]

I doubt he cares how big his dick is. He's going out with the town slut...

As long as he gets off. That's what matters.

 

[Lao Tzu]

its mean if it bothers him and people still do it.

teenage girls are so cruel.

ask andy if he needs a ride to our self esteem meeting.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I bet he does a lot of Anal with his little peter! He must be Analassplorer Jr.

 

[saint808]

that's mean as hell... how much is he paying your friend for her services?

 

[daised]

that's mean as hell... how much is he paying your friend for her services?

nothing.

 

[frorider6]

nothing.

I think that was a slam on your friend.

 

[brianharper94]

As long as he gets him some then he should be alright. Your friend being a ho doesn't help matter though. She might be all stretched out and shit. Not trying to be mean, just honest.