Laptop S'Mores Protein Melts Recipe~

[curvymommy]

So, here I am stuck in my recliner looking everywhere on my little side table for my "Twisted" Protein bar that DH bought me a whole case of. Had to eat it before taking my meds.

Finally I found it wedged between my hot lap top and my hot leg and cozy blanket.

I took that bad boy out and ate it. Super melty and yummy. I'm gonna do it again tomorrow.

Only problem is it took forever to lick my fingers off now I'm still stuck here for a couple hours, lol. I better get some babywipes for my side table.

 

[dirty~d~]

So, here I am stuck in my recliner looking everywhere on my little side table for my "Twisted" Protein bar that DH bought me a whole case of. Had to eat it before taking my meds.

Finally I found it wedged between my hot lap top and my hot leg and cozy blanket.

I took that bad boy out and ate it. Super melty and yummy. I'm gonna do it again tomorrow.

Only problem is it took forever to lick my fingers off now I'm still stuck here for a couple hours, lol. I better get some babywipes for my side table.

You should video yourself sucking it off of your fingers and set up a website. Sell that shit! LOL!!

 

[curvymommy]

Genius marketing scheme.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

terrible terrible thread.

 

[curvymommy]

terrible terrible thread.

skip them sweetie. if you think this is terrible you'll hate them all.

 

[Scotsman]

Now this thread really is useless without pics!!!

Hey CM how you doin?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[curvymommy]

YES, it's a crotchless garment and I'm covering the vajayjay! HOLY FREAKING Tasteless pic I know!

Something like this plus laptop and protein bar, minus the drains!

FREAKY Recovery, I'll tell ya.

 

[Scotsman]

YES, it's a crotchless garment and I'm covering the vajayjay! HOLY FREAKING Tasteless pic I know!

Something like this plus laptop and protein bar, minus the drains!

FREAKY Recovery, I'll tell ya.

That's kind of a I hate you for snapping this pic look.LOL

Add some text that says "Does it look like I care" and use it every time someone bothers you.

Hope your recovery goes well, and thanks keeping us up to date.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[curvymommy]

That's kind of a I hate you for snapping this pic look.LOL

Add some text that says "Does it look like I care" and use it every time someone bothers you.

Hope your recovery goes well, and thanks keeping us up to date.

Cheers,
Scotsman

When he took that one I was high as a kite and bloated from all the IV's I'm better now. I just have to LOL at myself on my throne looking pissed, ha!

 

[Scotsman]

When he took that one I was high as a kite and bloated from all the IV's I'm better now. I just have to LOL at myself on my throne looking pissed, ha!

Yeah they just pump tons of fluid into you via IV's for anything you have done. They gave my bro like three bags before his back surgery and who knows how many after.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[EnderJE]

Good to hear that the surgery recovery is going well!

 

[redguru]

Mr Burns: Incidentally, thank you for not making fun of my genitalia.


Hope you get well soon

 

[BNG]

I'm glad your feeling well enough to tolerate us. Hope you heal quickly.

Did you get thebewbs done too? You look less than comfy!

 

[silverstar1025]

Aww look at you! How come you have the garment that comes down over the thighs? Did he do some lipo on your thighs?

 

[curvymommy]

Aww look at you! How come you have the garment that comes down over the thighs? Did he do some lipo on your thighs?

Hey Silverstar! Yeah...he did a little lipo to the flanks and hips.

This garment is soooo...compressive, lol. Kills me but I can't live without it right now. Tried to buy a new one online so I'd have a second one. These suckers are $110! No thanks!

 

[curvymommy]

I'm glad your feeling well enough to tolerate us. Hope you heal quickly.

Did you get thebewbs done too? You look less than comfy!

Well enough to tolerate EF, That's a good gauge of my level of wellness! Seriously.

The boobs were lifted and they do look a lot perkier now! I snuck a peek finally! That crazy wrap is off now so it's all good.

 

[AAP]

who is DH?

 

[curvymommy]

who is DH?

Dear Husband, Designated Hitter, or right now he's MY Dear HouseHusband

On the rest of the internet (away from EF land) it's very common. Everyone here hates the term so I use it excessively.

 

[silverstar1025]

Hey Silverstar! Yeah...he did a little lipo to the flanks and hips.

This garment is soooo...compressive, lol. Kills me but I can't live without it right now. Tried to buy a new one online so I'd have a second one. These suckers are $110! No thanks!

You will wish it was tighter in a few weeks. Some of the swelling will go away and it will seem not tight enough. I hear ya though on not buying a second one. It's not really that necessary anyway.

 

[Raptorex]

pics of silverstars recovered boobs!!!!

 

[silverstar1025]

pics of silverstars recovered boobs!!!!

lol they looked funny when they were new.

 

[curvymommy]

lol they looked funny when they were new.

HA Guess we're taking your word for it.
I'm really happy with mine so far! PS do amazing things with former flop.

 

[blackhat]

YES, it's a crotchless garment and I'm covering the vajayjay! HOLY FREAKING Tasteless pic I know!

Something like this plus laptop and protein bar, minus the drains!

FREAKY Recovery, I'll tell ya.

You'll have to forgive my ignorance, but is that a hemovac?

 

[heatherrae]

YES, it's a crotchless garment and I'm covering the vajayjay! HOLY FREAKING Tasteless pic I know!

Something like this plus laptop and protein bar, minus the drains!

FREAKY Recovery, I'll tell ya.

Oh dear heavens!

 

[silverstar1025]

HA Guess we're taking your word for it.
I'm really happy with mine so far! PS do amazing things with former flop.

lol girl hubby got all kinds of pictures of me during recovery. I wouldn't dare post on the internet though. Nasty swollen drain pics, me walking myself out of the car from the hospital, massaging the girls, etc lol!! I look at them now and I don't even remember him down it I was so out of it when on all the pills.

 

[heatherrae]

We are happy for you Curvymomma. Woah that thing looked PAINFUL.