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> PARIS, France --
>
> Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along
> with
> his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out
> to
> be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being
> quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his
> South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de
> France.
>
> The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have
> been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.
>
> Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying
> "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok
> throughout Europe."
>
> Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also
> physically
> searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had
> never seen before, including a backbone and large testicles.
>
> Armstrong also lost points with French authorities by asking them if they
> "
> had any idea how many French army troops it took to win a war". The
> puzzled
> look and lack of the a response were icely greeted by Armstrong's answer
> of
> ..."No one knows .... it's never happened".
>
> Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along
> with
> his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out
> to
> be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being
> quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his
> South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de
> France.
>
> The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have
> been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.
>
> Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying
> "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok
> throughout Europe."
>
> Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also
> physically
> searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had
> never seen before, including a backbone and large testicles.
>
> Armstrong also lost points with French authorities by asking them if they
> "
> had any idea how many French army troops it took to win a war". The
> puzzled
> look and lack of the a response were icely greeted by Armstrong's answer
> of
> ..."No one knows .... it's never happened".
