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Lady uses jack-hammer as a dildo..and dies

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Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo « decent community


ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.
After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.
On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.
The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.
Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”
 
stupid lady. reminds me of the girl i knew in high school who stuck a water hose up her p$%^&
 
Ran a prostition ring, had clients over all night entertaining her, selling masturbation equipment, pleasuring herself with a jackhammer.

I'd call that a much needed cleansing of the gene pool. Too bad i'm sure she's procreated by now.

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stupid lady. reminds me of the girl i knew in high school who stuck a water hose up her p$%^&


LOL water hose..

me back in highschool i heard of a girl.. shoving a stuffed elephant teddy bears tail in there..or at least trying.. it was a rumor so who knows if its true..still funny though
 
A Jackhammer ... how the fuck?! ... a jackhammer ... this is a piece of equipment used to break up concrete, right? She wasn't right, that's for sure.

Christ, poor bitch must of never heard of a Sybian. While the concept of "what a way to go" has its own twisted appeal, I doubt destroying your internal organs achieved the desired results in her book. Though, truth be told, if she was to the point where the idea of sticking a jackhammer up there seemed pleasurable then she was bound to fuck herself to death one way or another.
 
I bet some of you wiminz are using Hilti rotary hammers just scared to upgrade yet.
 
A Jackhammer ... how the fuck?! ... a jackhammer ... this is a piece of equipment used to break up concrete, right? She wasn't right, that's for sure.

Christ, poor bitch must of never heard of a Sybian. While the concept of "what a way to go" has its own twisted appeal, I doubt destroying your internal organs achieved the desired results in her book. Though, truth be told, if she was to the point where the idea of sticking a jackhammer up there seemed pleasurable then she was bound to fuck herself to death one way or another.

they make much smaller ones for breaking up tile and what not..

not like this one..

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they make much smaller ones for breaking up tile and what not..
Yeah, but they specifically said she was a construction worker, and she was wrestling the thing in her driveway. Couldn't she get the smaller one in her house? Why the hell do it in the driveway?

I'm just trying to envision the logistics of the thing, seriously. Accidental suicide by truly twisted misadventure always intrigues me.
 
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