Ladies

[Mr. Black]

I once phoned up my finance lady (who deals with a line of credit account of mine) to ask her what the balance was left owing. She's pretty hot so it makes it fun to deal with her. Anyways she replies in a sexy tone "36-24-36"...I was like "huh?" I didn't get it at first then said it appeared to be to high. She repsonded, "Oh sorry those were my specs...."

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

lol @ black

 

[sweetnes11]

I have been ask if I had some mud, for his turtle ?

 

[tiger88]

3 views, no replies...

Answer the damn question.

hahah

 

[rvd_brock]

Dude that show "Burned" on MTV is hilarious. You see these 105 lbs stick-figure-wannabe-gangsta GUYS trying to hit on hot chicks. It's even funny that they try the same line on 4 different girls in the same night. It's great to hear some of their shitty lines

Dumbass: Are your parents retarded?
Girl #1: NO, why??????
Dumbass: Cause you seem like you're really special.

Dumbass: Hey do you have a mirror in your pants?
Girl #2: Umm......no......why?
Dumbass: Babe, cause I can see myself IN your pants.

ETC, ETC.

Morons.

 

[SoKlueles]

Dude that show "Burned" on MTV is hilarious. You see these 105 lbs stick-figure-wannabe-gangsta GUYS trying to hit on hot chicks. It's even funny that they try the same line on 4 different girls in the same night. It's great to hear some of their shitty lines

Dumbass: Are your parents retarded?
Girl #1: NO, why??????
Dumbass: Cause you seem like you're really special.

Dumbass: Hey do you have a mirror in your pants?
Girl #2: Umm......no......why?
Dumbass: Babe, cause I can see myself IN your pants.

ETC, ETC.

Morons.

OH shit..those were pickup lines? Dammit ...i believed em!!!!!!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

lol

 

[sweetnes11]

lol

 

[Pamela]

You need me to come over and check your plumbing..

 

[WODIN]

You need me to come over and check your plumbing..

LMAO


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