Ladies

[WODIN]

Who wants a beef injection?

Yeah I'm smooth like that.

Tell me what is the worst line you've ever heard.

 

[WODIN]

3 views, no replies...

Answer the damn question.

 

[SoKlueles]

Well this could be a line or not....had a guy i dated once tell me he had a vasectomy......cpl years later...he had 12 kids....so...i think that was a line

 

[SoKlueles]

Oh and Ive heard this one.....Your so hot....I think you need your temperature taken with my all beef thermometer.

 

[WODIN]

Oh and Ive heard this one.....Your so hot....I think you need your temperature taken with my all beef thermometer.

No way! Too fuckin funny.

 

[SoKlueles]

No way! Too fuckin funny.

lol its the truth....tasteful huh?

 

[WODIN]

lol its the truth....tasteful huh?

What ever happened to the Hi my name is _____, wanna get naked in jello and see what we can squish upside each other?

People have no tact.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

beef thermometer is funny,
you got any German in ya? want some?





KMA

 

[SoKlueles]

hahah phewwwwww no ty......lol

 

[Gymgurl]

I have been told that I am polish by injection only.....

 

[Mr. Black]

I once phoned up my finance lady (who deals with a line of credit account of mine) to ask her what the balance was left owing. She's pretty hot so it makes it fun to deal with her. Anyways she replies in a sexy tone "36-24-36"...I was like "huh?" I didn't get it at first then said it appeared to be to high. She repsonded, "Oh sorry those were my specs...."

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

lol @ black

 

[sweetnes11]

I have been ask if I had some mud, for his turtle ?

 

[tiger88]

3 views, no replies...

Answer the damn question.

hahah

 

[rvd_brock]

Dude that show "Burned" on MTV is hilarious. You see these 105 lbs stick-figure-wannabe-gangsta GUYS trying to hit on hot chicks. It's even funny that they try the same line on 4 different girls in the same night. It's great to hear some of their shitty lines

Dumbass: Are your parents retarded?
Girl #1: NO, why??????
Dumbass: Cause you seem like you're really special.

Dumbass: Hey do you have a mirror in your pants?
Girl #2: Umm......no......why?
Dumbass: Babe, cause I can see myself IN your pants.

ETC, ETC.

Morons.

 

[SoKlueles]

Dude that show "Burned" on MTV is hilarious. You see these 105 lbs stick-figure-wannabe-gangsta GUYS trying to hit on hot chicks. It's even funny that they try the same line on 4 different girls in the same night. It's great to hear some of their shitty lines

Dumbass: Are your parents retarded?
Girl #1: NO, why??????
Dumbass: Cause you seem like you're really special.

Dumbass: Hey do you have a mirror in your pants?
Girl #2: Umm......no......why?
Dumbass: Babe, cause I can see myself IN your pants.

ETC, ETC.

Morons.

OH shit..those were pickup lines? Dammit ...i believed em!!!!!!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

lol

 

[sweetnes11]

lol

 

[Pamela]

You need me to come over and check your plumbing..

 

[WODIN]

You need me to come over and check your plumbing..

LMAO


Worst I've ever thrown out ...Damn! You're fine, so wanna fuck now or later?

 

[Robert Jan]

Thou art my horny mountain goat

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

thou ar a horny goat dude

 

[SoKlueles]

So Wodin what is the best line youve used AND gotten some action??