Is that THE BEST you can do? Yea ok... *wink* You tried waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard. THAT is obvious.
I could answer to every single one of your ridiculous comments but why bother? I will just make an observation about the FUNNIEST because this is elitefitness where the majority of people male and female alike, strive to attain varying levels of muscular development as well as physical fitness.
Interesting that a 110# woman with 11" arms pumped and flexed is bigger than you and your homeys. That doesn't make the woman manly. That just makes you and your homeys pussywillows: soft and leedle but oh so cute!
I was a FITNESS (also did swimwear and commercial) model not a Playboy centerfold.
After 5 years of successfully modeling with ZERO prior experience, after the age of 30 and after having carried and birthed 4 children I know exactly what my physical flaws are as I would have to learn through posing and makeup how to make them less prominent. The photog's job was to emphasize my strengths as well as minimize my flaws with appropriate lighting. I also stood over the guys who made our cards and corrected our images for our books waaaaaaay too many times so I know EXACTLY what they had to "fix". Your comments had naught to do with any of them. Nice try, though.
Also please bear in mind that just because YOU find certain characteristics more aesthetically appealing than another that does not = flaw. That equals YOUR PREFERENCE ALONE.