Ladies, If you're planning on having Anal Sex ...

[TRUEsoldier]

i only have 2 inputs. lol
i have a friend who has anal all the time- she loves it and doesn't use an enema or anything- other than just using the bathroom prior to sex.
she said only once was there a little problem, but it was no big deal.
i DO know a woman who was planning on having anal so she did use an enema and very little came back out... she was with the guy doing the deed when all of a sudden he said "OH MY GOD!"
she looked back and he was COVERED in shit. down to his SOCKS.
thats my gross story for the day.

Now that is the sheer definition of "shit happens"

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Never used an enema. Just use the bathroom prior to anal. Never experienced a problem.

 

[coverguy]

i only have 2 inputs. lol
i have a friend who has anal all the time- she loves it and doesn't use an enema or anything- other than just using the bathroom prior to sex.
she said only once was there a little problem, but it was no big deal.
i DO know a woman who was planning on having anal so she did use an enema and very little came back out... she was with the guy doing the deed when all of a sudden he said "OH MY GOD!"
she looked back and he was COVERED in shit. down to his SOCKS.
thats my gross story for the day.

damn. talk about a horror story.

 

[DIVISION]

Godamn.....

Never used an enema. Just use the bathroom prior to anal. Never experienced a problem.

With an ass as thick and juicy as yours, I'd eat it up enema or not.....

fucking god.......your booty is thick as fuck......

 

[coverguy]

Re: Godamn.....

With an ass as thick and juicy as yours, I'd eat it up enema or not.....

fucking god.......your booty is thick as fuck......

I second that

 

[natedogg03]

Re: Godamn.....

Girls Poop?????????

 

[DIVISION]

Godamn.....

With an ass as thick and juicy as yours, I'd eat it up enema or not.....

fucking god.......your booty is thick as fuck......

I have to say it again.....

That ass is ripe and firm and looks.........fucking dickdownable.....

 

[Snarf]

A little biology lesson might make you feel better. Normally, you don't store poop in your rectum, which is where your dick is when you give a girl anal. You store poop in your colon. Now I know, your dick is so big not only does it hit her colon, it damn near tickles her tonsils, but for us mere mortals, we are operating in the rectum.

The only exceptions ot this is when you are really constipated (impacted), have diahrrea, or are about to take a shit. As long as she goes to the bathroom beofre sex you are good to go. The worst case is that you might have a little poop residue but you won't pull out a shit covered schlong so pump away without fear my anal loving brothers.

 

[DIVISION]

A little biology lesson might make you feel better. Normally, you don't store poop in your rectum, which is where your dick is when you give a girl anal. You store poop in your colon. Now I know, your dick is so big not only does it hit her colon, it damn near tickles her tonsils, but for us mere mortals, we are operating in the rectum.

The only exceptions ot this is when you are really constipated (impacted), have diahrrea, or are about to take a shit. As long as she goes to the bathroom beofre sex you are good to go. The worst case is that you might have a little poop residue but you won't pull out a shit covered schlong so pump away without fear my anal loving brothers.

You're preachin' 2 tha choir, holmes....

Like I said, I've only had that issue like once....and it's not that bad.