Knocking the Snot out of Oscar...... (Why do girls get mad about this?) My G/F...

[jh1]

So... during a impromptu game of Truth or Dare with a bunch of friends... my g/f discovers that I punched the monkey on the couch a few weeks ago while she slept.

My last g/f GOT pissed when she found out I did this. This one wasn't pissed but is all like:

"So are you gonna go jackoff on the couch?"

-and-

"Look just wake me up, don't go run out there and beat it"


I am LMFAO of at waking her up. I can't imagine waking her up at 3 or 4am just because i wake up horney as a mug... once in a blue moon maybe... but that would get real old real quick.

1. I am just trying to avoid causing an issue - kinda ignorant to wake someone up for sex.
2. Sometimes I just want to... it's different that sex... not better, just different. My g/f is fucking hot and knows how do it... so that isn't the issue..


So ladies.... Do you get mad when you find out your SO whacked it?

Why do you get mad about it?


I asked my gf and she said "Well you must of been watching a movie or looking at a picture". I wasn't though... I told her that.. so she says "What were you thinking about then?"

I was thinking about her for real... anyway. I asked her what she thinks about... she says nothing. How can you masterbate and think about nothing? Maybe not a person but you have to think about something doing something to you... right?

 

[Code]

Sometimes, men grease the goose for purely selfish reasons.

 

[Seashell]

Why would someone get mad about that? I fail to see the problem..

 

[Carmen]

Why would someone get mad about that? I fail to see the problem..

i agree.. what the hell is there to be mad AT?? doesn't SHE do the same ever??
if not, maybe she should!

 

[DEEZPAZ]

B/c women are jealous and think that if you need to do that then it has to be b/c you're thinking about other women and not her...

 

[Smurfy]

I once got mad at my ex for doing the same thing. I cant really explain why it perturbed me, other than to say "hey, If I'm in the house and only like 20 ft away no need to spank it, right?" I think I was like Wow he chose to spank it rather than to have sex with me. As if to think that choking the chicken was better than sex with me??? pfffft....

Looking back, it was rather silly to get mad about it.

 

[Seashell]

B/c women are jealous and think that if you need to do that then it has to be b/c you're thinking about other women and not her...

Well maybe I'm arrogant, I always assume they're thinking about me.. lol
And if they aren't, that's fine too. It's just thoughts for heaven's sakes.

If my guy didn't ever do that I'd be a bit concerned about his sex-drive..

 

[tuc biscuit]

sounds like your girl needs a good fucking to relax her, perhaps hire someone who can do the job properly to her

 

[Carmen]

who cares who they are thinking about, really? me, the lady next door, aunt agnes, i don't care.
i'd be upset if i wasn't getting any action though, but thats really a different issue.

 

[TheProject]

This girl sounds more and more like a high maintenance nightmare.