Knocking the Snot out of Oscar...... (Why do girls get mad about this?) My G/F...

[DIVISION]

Jackin' On the Side.

she said "Well you must of been watching a movie or looking at a picture". I wasn't though... I told her that.. so she says "What were you thinking about then?"

I was thinking about her for real... anyway. I asked her what she thinks about... she says nothing. How can you masterbate and think about nothing? Maybe not a person but you have to think about something doing something to you... right?

She asked that because women know that guys are visual, much more visual and if you didn't have something to look at, she is wondering what you were "fantasizing" about while jackin'. Possibly, she might be a bit unnerved that you'd be thinking of another girl or something of that nature. Women generally want to be the do all and end all to your sexual pleasure. They want it all, and when you jack on the side, it make them wonder.....

DIV

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I just wake them up and have sex with them. Problem solved orb.

That works initially in relationships. Later on you're just inconsiderat of their need for sleep...

 

[jh1]

Aren't you the telescope/binocular guy?

And didn't she just wig out about your ex?

Don't know nothing about no telescope binocular...

yeah she throws a fit when my ex gets all psycho... but who can blame her. That ex really is psycho... won't stop after 7 months.... keys her car and all kinds of BS...

 

[Carmen]

what if you sound like their aunt....is that cool?

grrrrrr.
if you tell me you're aunt is 80 years old you're in so much trouble.
but yeah, its ok.

 

[TheProject]

That was JA

Oh crap.

How'd I fuck that one up?

 

[DIVISION]

Don't know nothing about no telescope binocular...

yeah she throws a fit when my ex gets all psycho... but who can blame her. That ex really is psycho... won't stop after 7 months.... keys her car and all kinds of BS...

What kind of guy are you if you've got exes who come after you?!? Regardless of how the prior relationship came to an end, you can't be completely innocent if you've got an ex on a rampage, keying your car and generally causing unrest on the rebound.

There's alot more in this than you're telling, bruh.

DIV

 

[jh1]

What kind of guy are you if you've got exes who come after you?!? Regardless of how the prior relationship came to an end, you can't be completely innocent if you've got an ex on a rampage, keying your car and generally causing unrest on the rebound.

There's alot more in this than you're telling, bruh.

DIV

What the FUCK?

You have got to be trying to get my goat or some shit. Look. I Have 3 ex-g/fs that I remain friends with to this day. In fact I share custody of my dog with one.

Don't send the witch hunters after me just because I have 1 mentaly unstable ex that won't leave me alone and is a complete bonafide stalking psycho. Are you saying anyone that is stalked has their own issues that are the cause and that they are at fault?

Does that go for rape victims as well?

Sorry, but you have jumped to some far conclusions here that are way off. She is psycho and still thinks we are bf/gf and we haven't been for 7 months. She shows up at my work, my house, threatens me, my dog, my gf....

LOL @ more than I am telling.

'sides... what does that have to do with me treating my body like an amusement park on the couch while my current gf catches some ZZZzz's ???

 

[Deleted member 33117]

What the FUCK?

You have got to be trying to get my goat or some shit. Look. I Have 3 ex-g/fs that I remain friends with to this day. In fact I share custody of my dog with one.

Don't send the witch hunters after me just because I have 1 mentaly unstable ex that won't leave me alone and is a complete bonafide stalking psycho. Are you saying anyone that is stalked has their own issues that are the cause and that they are at fault?

Does that go for rape victims as well?

Sorry, but you have jumped to some far conclusions here that are way off. She is psycho and still thinks we are bf/gf and we haven't been for 7 months. She shows up at my work, my house, threatens me, my dog, my gf....

LOL @ more than I am telling.

'sides... what does that have to do with me treating my body like an amusement park on the couch while my current gf catches some ZZZzz's ???

Could it be that when you masterbate, you are thinking about your psycho ex? After all, didn't you admit in another thread that she was an amazing lay, and that is part of the reason you put up with her antics as long as you did?

 

[jh1]

Could it be that when you masterbate, you are thinking about your psycho ex? After all, didn't you admit in another thread that she was an amazing lay, and that is part of the reason you put up with her antics as long as you did?

LOL.... Not in this case... she is so fucking crazy that I am no longer attacted to her at all. In fact, if she was the last woman on earth... I'd fuck you instead... (I'd be the top... bitch)...

Oh and you are one to bring up past threads... Thehehehhe... there are still a few good ones of your back there that could blow some shit up... so I'd be carefull...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

LOL.... Not in this case... she is so fucking crazy that I am no longer attacted to her at all. In fact, if she was the last woman on earth... I'd fuck you instead... (I'd be the top... bitch)...

No way orb, if we ever had sweety man-sex you would have to be the bottom... I don't get into that catching shit.

Oh and you are one to bring up past threads... Thehehehhe... there are still a few good ones of your back there that could blow some shit up... so I'd be carefull...[/QUOTE]

LoL good point.