Kill that Shit! (an embarrasing gym moment

[rich_89]

Good lord this is letting me end a 12hr work day nearly in tears!!! Hilarious wth!!! Radar...I like your taste in music bro. Bout the worst moment I can think of, bout 20yrs ago I was doing incline barbell presses, working out alone &.....yep u guessed it....went for one rep too many & couldnt get the bar off my chest. had to holler for help lol. Guy came over & pulled it off me, we both laughed like hell. Actually started working out together after that. Luckily the gym wasnt real crowded. It was still humiliating tho.

Hahaha this is the worst feeling ever. This happens to me i'd say at least once a month though, cos i refuse to pussy out and not lift big cos im on my own. It should happen to you if your killing it!! I sometimes retreat to the smith when alone, but not often.

Really fucking embarrassing though to say the least. But once it happened to me and the guy who came to rescue me could not lift the bar up lol. We looked like a right set of dickheads lol.

 

[needtogetaas]

Ya when I used to be broke (long as time ago) I could only afford a gym membership at planet fitness ( pussy ass bitch gym) and so this is where I always worked out.
One day I was doing my dead lifts as always and trying like hell not to make to much noise dropping the weights ( cause again its a pussy gym)... Well I got up to my top weight as always and this time said fuck it. I'm feeling strong, beastdroled the fuck out. Lets slap on 20's on each side and see what I can do. I pulled that shit up but it took every last once of strength I had. By the time I got that bitch up and locked out I forgot who I was nevermind where I was. So naturally I let that puppy go. 650lb of steal makes a really big noise when it hits the ground and there is nothing but hard floor under it lol.. So of course the bitch ass lunk alarm goes off and everyone is looking at me. Gym Manager comes over and says I have to leave. bitches

 

[bluetoolpaul]

Fuck planet fitness. They should just cater to the puss and geriatric crowd. How the fuck do u lift 650 being quiet???

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[needtogetaas]

Wife will prob kill me for this one.

Ok another time I am working out. Doing standing DB presses I think. Anyway the gyms got a huge mirror that spans the entire gym. Im looking at my self as always when out of the corner of my eye I see this girl stretching or doing something on the mat. Could not have been more than 18 if that, young and super rocket bod. So Ya Im looking ( no harm in that right) when all of a sudden shes doing something ( cant remember) But wam I can see her snat. Like all out 100% of it full snat shot right through her shorts and she's not wearing any panties.

Ok so I'm on tuns of test, tren, eq juice the hell out. I'm eye to eye with young hot snat and ya know what happens next. I'm wearing thin sweats and yup major erection and I know like 5-10 people saw that shit before I did the old pop it out the top of the pants trick lmao... You know the one where ya pull that shit up and let the stretch band on the sweats hold it up lmao.. So yup I'm dumb enough to attempt another standing DB press with my dick popping out the top of my pants . Then a feel the cold breeze on it and I know its exposed. Guess my shirt was not long enough lmao... Dont know if anyone saw me but I dropped the weights and went home.

 

[TheSVPdeal]

When I go all out on heavy sets like squats and deads, I get that "I'm gonna puke feeling" afterward. Since I HATE puking, I usually have to sit or lay down and relax until it passes. One time, I was at that point. I told myself that if I could just get to my car that I could pass out there if I had to. As I was stumbling out of the gym doors, I can see my car but realize the last 50 yards aint' gonna happen. I ended up laying on the curb,sweating my balls off, pale as fuck. I laid there for 15 minutes like I was dying in front of the gym. All these people were coming over to me asking if I was ok. I sounded like a drunk saying, "I'm fine! Leave me alone". . .LOL

 

[bluetoolpaul]

Wife will prob kill me for this one.

Ok another time I am working out. Doing standing DB presses I think. Anyway the gyms got a huge mirror that spans the entire gym. Im looking at my self as always when out of the corner of my eye I see this girl stretching or doing something on the mat. Could not have been more than 18 if that, young and super rocket bod. So Ya Im looking ( no harm in that right) when all of a sudden shes doing something ( cant remember) But wam I can see her snat. Like all out 100% of it full snat shot right through her shorts and she's not wearing any panties.

Ok so I'm on tuns of test, tren, eq juice the hell out. I'm eye to eye with young hot snat and ya know what happens next. I'm wearing thin sweats and yup major erection and I know like 5-10 people saw that shit before I did the old pop it out the top of the pants trick lmao... You know the one where ya pull that shit up and let the stretch band on the sweats hold it up lmao.. So yup I'm dumb enough to attempt another standing DB press with my dick popping out the top of my pants . Then a feel the cold breeze on it and I know its exposed. Guess my shirt was not long enough lmao... Dont know if anyone saw me but I dropped the weights and went home.

Priceless!!!!!!!! I haven't popped wood in the gym for quite sometime..shit. I remember checking out this chick , and I was doing calf raises. She was laid out on the bench doing leg curls and I thought I was being sly checking her out and that she didn't notice me. Well, obviously she did and after herset looked at me like I was super perv.. Luckily I made friends w/ her later and she was then all too glad to show me different moves after she found out I was in a relationship. Always had skin tight wrkout gear on too, damn I wish she was still at my gym.

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[C0LUMB0]

Well today was my First week going all out in the Gym ,I arrived at 4pm "Great" it was empty, so i went into superset mode.
At this time i was running 70mgs of Turnabol and a Gram of Test enanthate, I had that Kill that Shit attitude the moment i walked in the door,now i'm not sure if it was the Tbol or the 2 scoops of N2KTS and a caffeine tab that did it, but after 45 minutes in, i went into Triceps, after 6 sets i maxed the machine out, so i put on my weight belt with a chain to hold the 35lb plate on,(and to help hold me down) got a longer pin so i could put a 45 lb plate on the machine, I was repping 195 using the v rope for tri pull downs, after the 8 th set it stalled on me halfway down,i gritted my teeth ,thought to myself you're not getting away from me bitch, I had my earplugs on and molly hatchett was playing running with the devil, i was in my own little world, i slowly fought it inch by inch until i was finally was able to lock out,i held it until i felt like my Tri's were gonna explode, that was it! I just had to drop it, In my victory i hollered "Good Lawd almighty,Someone call my momma" not realising that some more members had came in ,after that outburst i opened my eyes and it looked like someone had hit the pause button,except they were looking at me, I was Like Holy Crap!I'm usually a quiet guy but not this time it was kinna embarrasing since ladies were present also.

Anyone else have a gym moment like this,if so lets here it!

Holy shit , I nearly fell off my seat laughing at this RADAR !
its as funny as the time you were having a rest while on the leg press machine with your eyes closed and woke up with a crowd around you thinking you were dead . ..olololllol ( dam i just realised you already told that story in this thread )