Just wondering, How many Craps do you guys take a day?

[SwitchedOn]

hahaha this post has me fuckin rolling!!! 2 here usually. When I start frantically looking for good reading material like Flex, Discover, or some kind of thick catalog my wife shakes her head and says "massive shit coming huh?" But I know the toothpaste/shampoo/hairspray syndrome- sometimes you get a turtle-head and can't afford to go looking for literature. Speaking of that have any of you laid off a shit so long when you finally took one it felt like you were giving birth to a bowling ball? Damn after my surgery it took me 7.5 days to take a shit- goddamn anesthetic and painkillers!!!

 

[vovan]

Very good and informative post LMAO... 2-3 a day here...

 

[kevin7]

here's a good feeling..

picture being able to do the following SIMULTANEOUSLY!!

a wonderful powercrap that you were sweating to excrete, an orgasm, and high on any kind of drug... wow...

 

[SwitchedOn]

i gotta ask...

Ok, I'm sure many of you remember the Rock's BB right? I'm taking a long shot here but there was a story written in a thread on there that was TOTALLY shittin hilarious!!! Basically the guy was having all you can eat somewhere (golden corral I think), ate too much, ran to the bathroom and ended up shitting and puking at the same time while just planting his ass on the toilet. Any of you happen to remember that story and if so download it and save it? Talk about a solid, soul-moving piece of classic literature- brought tears to my eyes. Anyhoo that's my weirdass question for the month

 

[someguy]

LOL funny shit

 

[Big Brother Val]

If I eat how I'm supposed to, I shit 4 times a day. Morning... lunch break... between the gym and dinner, then at bedtime. Just like clockwork. Sometimes there will be a small, bonus shit that needs to get out at some odd time through the day.

If I don't shit 4 times in a day, I feel I'm not eating enough.

 

[punkassmofo]

A normal day, at least 2 times. But more like 3-5 times a day. I got tired of reading the shampoo bottles and my wifes women type mags, so I have a gameboy right next to the crapper...

 

[o`boy]

what a shitty Thread. 3 times for me

 

[Longhorn85]

Great post, kudos for having the nerve to bring up "unmentionalbles". I wanted to post really bad a couple of weeks ago when I believe I set an American if not World record with a 14" toilet stopper-upper. Laying that baby was as almost as good as sex!

To answer your question, I work out in the am and usually have coffee with my first meal, soon after that comes #1. My second and usually last of the day comes in the evening.

 

[ragin']

i'm with ya, crumb... i'm up there in the 4zone. usually 3-5 max. kinda sucks. my wife is asian (and an excellent cook...yup, i eat good) so i eat all kinds of off the wall shit all the time that makes me keep a good magazine by the throne, too.