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Just wondering, How many Craps do you guys take a day?

Tha One CrumCake

Tha One CrumCake

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I take anywhere from 4 - 6 a day.

I swear I have all the ingredients that are in my Shampoo memorized, along with the literature on the back of my tube of Crest.
 
Tha One CrumCake said:
I take anywhere from 4 - 6 a day.

I swear I have all the ingredients that are in my Shampoo memorized, along with the literature on the back of my tube of Crest.
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haha that was a good laugh, karma for you

mb
 
holy shit dude! i know exactly what you mean! i keep reading the shampoo bottle hoping to find something that i didnt see the 10 000 times i read it before!

anyways 4-6 good shits a day for me
 
dissto said:
holy shit dude! i know exactly what you mean! i keep reading the shampoo bottle hoping to find something that i didnt see the 10 000 times i read it before!

anyways 4-6 good shits a day for me
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you must eat often at taco tico!!

DADA DUMP, DADA DUMP, DADA DUMP DUMP DUMP!!!!!!!
 
Holy cow! I'm lucky if I can break-off two good loads day, my compliments on your mighty bowl movements. Nothing quite like a really good dump!
 
Tha One CrumCake said:
I take anywhere from 4 - 6 a day.

I swear I have all the ingredients that are in my Shampoo memorized, along with the literature on the back of my tube of Crest.
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Funniest shit I heard all day!

It gets bad when you know how to pronouce the french labellings and you don't even speak french. I guess that would be spanish for most of you, but you get the point.

WRJ
 
Dude I'm actually sitting hear literally laughing my ass off. Funny shit but anyway I have to take my hat off to ya if you got hit the shitter that many times a day. 2 here brotha and I don't think I could put up with 6.
 
Damn i feel like a mutant now, i seriously thought more people were taking 4-6 shits a day. Fuck.

Worst part about taking that many shit's a day is on Sunday,Mon,Tue,Wed,...After Leg day.

It takes me like 2 minutes just to sit down and another 4 to clean myself and stand up.
 
Don't feel like a mutant. Maybe you are taking 4-6 small shits as opposed to say one or two gigantic Anaconda-sized logs. Either way better to go more often, after all you don't want to be backed-up/full of shit.
 
:devil:
Usually I have to go to the chat board to talk SHIT ! Doesn't anybody have a PILE of magazines in their bathroom to read instead of shampoo bottles and toothpaste?
Well this post has WIPED me out. I'll check in later when I LOG back in.:biggrin: BTW, at least twice a day.
 
I don't go for those high volume shits. I take two sets of shit a day, high intensity. None of this small pebble, lightweight poo crap. We are talking toilet filling powerdumps.

Unless, of course, I am on DNP. Then it's a shit shit here, shit shit there, here a shit, there a shit, everywhere a shit shit.
 
hahaha this post has me fuckin rolling!!! 2 here usually. When I start frantically looking for good reading material like Flex, Discover, or some kind of thick catalog my wife shakes her head and says "massive shit coming huh?" But I know the toothpaste/shampoo/hairspray syndrome- sometimes you get a turtle-head and can't afford to go looking for literature.:worried: Speaking of that have any of you laid off a shit so long when you finally took one it felt like you were giving birth to a bowling ball? Damn after my surgery it took me 7.5 days to take a shit- goddamn anesthetic and painkillers!!!:redhot: :redhot: :redhot:
 
here's a good feeling..

picture being able to do the following SIMULTANEOUSLY!!

a wonderful powercrap that you were sweating to excrete, an orgasm, and high on any kind of drug... wow...
 
i gotta ask...

Ok, I'm sure many of you remember the Rock's BB right? I'm taking a long shot here but there was a story written in a thread on there that was TOTALLY shittin hilarious!!! Basically the guy was having all you can eat somewhere (golden corral I think), ate too much, ran to the bathroom and ended up shitting and puking at the same time while just planting his ass on the toilet. Any of you happen to remember that story and if so download it and save it? Talk about a solid, soul-moving piece of classic literature- brought tears to my eyes. Anyhoo that's my weirdass question for the month:p
 
If I eat how I'm supposed to, I shit 4 times a day. Morning... lunch break... between the gym and dinner, then at bedtime. Just like clockwork. Sometimes there will be a small, bonus shit that needs to get out at some odd time through the day.

If I don't shit 4 times in a day, I feel I'm not eating enough.
 
A normal day, at least 2 times. But more like 3-5 times a day. I got tired of reading the shampoo bottles and my wifes women type mags, so I have a gameboy right next to the crapper...:D
 
Great post, kudos for having the nerve to bring up "unmentionalbles". I wanted to post really bad a couple of weeks ago when I believe I set an American if not World record with a 14" toilet stopper-upper. Laying that baby was as almost as good as sex!

To answer your question, I work out in the am and usually have coffee with my first meal, soon after that comes #1. My second and usually last of the day comes in the evening.
 
i'm with ya, crumb... i'm up there in the 4zone. usually 3-5 max. kinda sucks. my wife is asian (and an excellent cook...yup, i eat good) so i eat all kinds of off the wall shit all the time that makes me keep a good magazine by the throne, too.
 
Doesn't all that dumping cut into your sex life?

On second thought, don't answer that.

OK I'll play, 2-3 here. I think we must all eat too much...!
 
I work 9 hrs ed and get made fun of because I shit 2-3 times just at work. Oh well at least when I shit at work its like i'm getting paid to shit.
 
4-6

My roommates and I were going to keep a chart of who shits the most. Protein every 3 hours = shit every 3 hours for me.
 
4 or 5 while on

Yes, our supplements seem to have a stimulating effect on my bowels as well.

Some of you guys have got to put some literature in your bathroom! I have a stack of magazines and books.

Otherwise what are you gonna do the day you turn that shampoo bottle around and find the label got soaked and fell off. PANIC TIME!
 
Ha Ha

Thank God for taperd turds, So your asshole dont slam shut.. I usually shit about 3-4 times a day. At work they say Im full of shit cause about 3 shits a day are left at work. But its all good, they all get paid back with toxic protein farts. There are also days that I take two Anaconda shits that get all coiled up and stick up out of the water like a brown sea monster.

I took a shit and flushed it out to sea; If you love something then set it free.

Agent
 
What the hell? How do you all not have the most hurting assholes ever. The wiping alone would do me in. I take 1 a day, 2 at the most. However, I should probably mention that I clog the damn toilet every time. Without fail. Every time I go to my parents and finish taking a dump, I make my way for the plunger and get comments from my parents about how it isn't natural to plug the toilet every time you go. You know, I think I'm gonna start wiping my ass with their hand towels - I don't like to be made fun.
 
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AnabolicAgent said:
Thank God for taperd turds, So your asshole dont slam shut.. I usually shit about 3-4 times a day. At work they say Im full of shit cause about 3 shits a day are left at work. But its all good, they all get paid back with toxic protein farts. There are also days that I take two Anaconda shits that get all coiled up and stick up out of the water like a brown sea monster.

I took a shit and flushed it out to sea; If you love something then set it free.

Agent
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Classic! Anaconda shits huh? I will definitely use that term from now on.
 
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