Just wondering, How many Craps do you guys take a day?

[Nathan]

What the hell? How do you all not have the most hurting assholes ever. The wiping alone would do me in. I take 1 a day, 2 at the most. However, I should probably mention that I clog the damn toilet every time. Without fail. Every time I go to my parents and finish taking a dump, I make my way for the plunger and get comments from my parents about how it isn't natural to plug the toilet every time you go. You know, I think I'm gonna start wiping my ass with their hand towels - I don't like to be made fun.

 

[Longhorn85]

Re: Ha Ha

Thank God for taperd turds, So your asshole dont slam shut.. I usually shit about 3-4 times a day. At work they say Im full of shit cause about 3 shits a day are left at work. But its all good, they all get paid back with toxic protein farts. There are also days that I take two Anaconda shits that get all coiled up and stick up out of the water like a brown sea monster.

I took a shit and flushed it out to sea; If you love something then set it free.

Agent

Classic! Anaconda shits huh? I will definitely use that term from now on.