Jack-offs at the gym!

[perryscoon]

...till he shoots you in the parking lot one night!

lol damn

 

[boyer]

...till he shoots you in the parking lot one night!

It turns out he was gay, maybey you could toss his salad.

 

[sparetire]

Well..atleast when you do cardio, you don't have to workout to some old sweaty freak of nature who thinks he's a gym coach. I love working out on the stair stepper machine and this old freak dress to the nines in grey sweats shows up, and starts working out next to me. No biggy, I'm pounding away on this thing and this old guy, prolly in his late 50s starts grunting so loud, it sounds like he's on a bullhorn. "HOOOOOOHHAAA"..pause for 15 seconds.." HOOOOOOOO" ....pause for 45 seconds...."HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" .. Everyone in front of him on the eliptical, running, bikes stares back at him thinking, "what a nutjob", but he doesn't get the message cuz he keeps his eyes closed and listens to his radio.

So... This guy keeps on doing this, annoying me to no end, then here comes the worse part.. Not only does he have extremely super bad odor from his armpits, I can smell MOLDY ASS FEET! I about threw up...

I read all of these gym-horror stories on this thread and my only question is, "wtf is wrong with these people? Why do they think and act like they do?" Is it retardation? Lack of respect towards others? No clue to gym courtesy? Just drives me insane how some guys just don't get it. incredible.

 

[djeclipse]

go back to free weights, this shit happens, get over it. I'm sure there has to be other bigger issues in your lift then that

lol, he has a point, the smith machine is the abslute worst piece fo gym equipment ever made. Leave it for the 155lb old man, and do real squats.

Aside from that the old man was a complete self richous ass. I can't stand that old saying "respect your elders". Respect is earned, and that old dude certainly didn't do anything to earn any respect so I'd tell him the same thing. Though I wouldn't be on the smith machine in the first place, lol

 

[the_alcatraz]

wow, still going?

 

[deathdroprob]

Hmm, I can't believe I left out the best part...see my stuff was right in front of the machine and he kicked it over to the side. I forgot to mention that part, and I was still polite to him even though he kicked my mp3 player. I could've cared less if he wanted to work in, I don't mind sharing equipment it was the attitude after he gave me. All you have to do is politely ask someone if you can work in.

He actually Kicked your iPod?

Id start offlaoding fists of fury if that happened to me, I paid a good $347 for my iPod

 

[djeclipse]

He actually Kicked your iPod?

Id start offlaoding fists of fury if that happened to me, I paid a good $347 for my iPod

I missed the ipod part. This guy sounds like a pompus (sp?) ass. He'll learn some day.