Whoa whoa whoa..... hang on!
When I have a naked party, it is usually 250-300 people. And 250-300 of these fags all stay outside.
I have two rules for my party.
#1 No one goes in the house. (I lock it up)
#2 No one fucks in my pool.
There ain't no way in hell I would let naked fags sit on my furniture. Leaving skid marks and slimy happy trails behind.