Not sure where you live AAP, but I keep picturing your neighbors.
Middle aged, married fat guy to wife: Honey, I'm going out to trim the hedges, be back in a few.
dum de dum dum. HOLY MOTHER OF MERCIFUL CHRIST, Mildred, get the shotgun!!! Theres 300 nekkid gay guys fucking in our bushes!!!
Hope you have a big yard!
Its your call on the the foot thing, but do you want everyone to think of you as a "foot whore" after this? Of course, with everything else going on at your party, I guess no one will be talking about your feet.
Middle aged, married fat guy to wife: Honey, I'm going out to trim the hedges, be back in a few.
dum de dum dum. HOLY MOTHER OF MERCIFUL CHRIST, Mildred, get the shotgun!!! Theres 300 nekkid gay guys fucking in our bushes!!!
Hope you have a big yard!
Its your call on the the foot thing, but do you want everyone to think of you as a "foot whore" after this? Of course, with everything else going on at your party, I guess no one will be talking about your feet.