Is masturbation a sin?

[cindylou]

The BIBLE say that it is better to drop your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground. So technically you f$@king whores is cool, but spanking your monkey is not. GO FIGURE

There is NO such verse in the bible.


lol

 

[ricco561]

Much, much better...LOL

We'll have to e-try.

 

[manny78]

It's a sin so thats why some priests will buttfuck kids instead... oh wait is that a sin too ?

 

[manny78]

Can you imagine a life without pole waxing or vagina, BJ and/or mud drilling at all ?

 

[Mr. dB]

The BIBLE say that it is better to drop your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground. So technically you f$@king whores is cool, but spanking your monkey is not. GO FIGURE

Onan wasn't masturbating, he pulled out.

 

[HodgeMN]

I am sure Jesus rubbed a few out in his time.....

 

[ExtraMile]

Damn I guess I sin at least four times every day

 

[DJ_UFO]

This thread should be moved to the religion forum and I'd love to hear from "believers" Who the fuck gave the creation the right to decide what is a sin and what is not in the first place???

 

[HodgeMN]

Hmm, did the creator create us before we created him?

 

[dabuffguy]

Can you imagine a life without pole waxing or vagina, BJ and/or mud drilling at all ?

God obviously could.


That's why the bible teaches that cellibacy is a trait of an apostate church.

1 Timothy chapter 4



Poor catholic priests vowing to cellibacy. God commanded men to multiply and replenish the earth and cleave unto the woman and become "one flesh" which means you have sex and create children, not withhold your seed.