string_bean00
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Re: Is it disrespectful to have sex with your SO when spending the night over someone
lol this is awesome, malluck is a good guy
KillahBee said:One time in highschool, I met this raging pig. Jamie something. Supposedly she was the school whore. So I hit it off with her, naturally. That weekend I found out one of my friends, Baker, had the house to himself. So me and my crew all go over there to watch the PC basketball game. I call her up and tell her to come by and to "bring some slutty friends". "OKAY!" was her response.
20 mins later her and about 5 cheap looking chicks all walk in. They have a huge bottle of already mixed vodka and OJ. So we get to drinking and eventually she walks around the room and makes out with every dude there - except this kid, Malluck. Mad weird kid. Never touched girls, socially awkward, but a SICK baller. He was laying on the floor in front of the tv and she straddled over him and asked him for a kiss. He says, "Get the fuck out the way, basketball is on". tee
So I take her down in the basement and we start going at it on the couch. 10 mins later, Friend #1 walks down with one of the whores and grabs another couch. 10 mins later, Friend #2...and so forth until we had about 6 couples spread all over the basement just going at it.
Three very funny things:
1) McHale and some chick were on the floor pretty close to the couch I was on. I think she was giving him a handjob. All of a sudden we all hear "oh my god, how mcuh is coming out of you!". From that day forth McHale was known as "rocket".
2) My girl was blowing me and jerking me off. I must have came almost the same time as McHale cause the girl he was with goes "what the hell, it's in my hair!!!". yeah, sorry, that was me hunny.
3) The coup de grace - Baker and Malluck were upstairs the entire time. Eventually Baker opens the basement door and yells that his rents are comin home. So we all get up and kick the girls out. Whore tells me to meet her at a hotel later. Anyway, we are all talking about the girls and laughing and mocking their whoreyness. And Malluck is just smirking. Dude fucking robbed the chicks while we were getting blowjobs. They all left their purses upstairs. He ganked like $200 from them.
lol this is awesome, malluck is a good guy