Is it a serious crime to be a virgin for too long?

[biteme]

lol. you have a point there. Can you marry me?

Way to go for it! Nothing wrong with that. You never know.

 

[JayC9]

Yo John Coffey, compulsive masturbation's a sin of the flesh, no living forever in paradise earth for you. The birds are gonna pick the eyes from your corpse like the rest of us. Hung for a sheep, hung for a lamb, buy yourself a hooker and sell your soul to the devil.

 

[coldblue1955]

Holy Sh*t in 5 more yrs you can be the next 40 yr old virgin...

just kidding!!!

not if you're the cure!

 

[biteme]

not if you're the cure!

Smooth! You're learning well.

 

[ischia99]

not if you're the cure!

oh damn... that was a good one.. I cant even get mad at ya...

very smooth operator!!!

 

[coldblue1955]

oh damn... that was a good one.. I cant even get mad at ya...

very smooth operator!!!

you're sweet like candy but healthier to my soul.

 

[ischia99]

you're sweet like candy but healthier to my soul.

oh crap fell off the chair laughing on that one babe!!!

Where do u guys get this sh*t from???

 

[novamanms]

you're sweet like candy but healthier to my soul.

Please, PLEASE tell me the Fruit Roll-Up isn't that scarce in Baltimore.

 

[coldblue1955]

Please, PLEASE tell me the Fruit Roll-Up isn't that scarce in Baltimore.

lol. nah. plenty of fruits in the bushes if ya know what i mean.

 

[novamanms]

lol. nah. plenty of fruits in the bushes if ya know what i mean.

Thank God. The women in Northern MS are terrible, I can't deal with something comparable.