Inzer Groove Brief Question - I must be bugging out

[natural-mike]

Ordered me my first pair of Inzer Heavy Duty Groove Briefs.

I've heard the horror stories so I purposely lied to the Inzer people told them my ass, waist and legs / thighs were way bigger than they really are to avoid getting super tight briefs.

Sure enoug my briefs came in and I could not get them past my ankles, I had 2 friends try to help, basically they were lifting me off the ground half naked with my TWIG n BERRIES swinging in all directions and we could not get the things past the knees. After 20 mins. I decided "Hey these are too small" so the wonderful folkjs at INZER exchange no problem, even shipped my new one's 1 day priority (cool peeps those Inzer folks). Luckily I told the woman I want them bigger, she asked if I wanted 1 size bigger, I begged her for 2 sizes bigger. 2 SIZES bigger folks!!!

Got them yesterday, needed help from the wfe to get them on, but I did after about 5 minutes. Now having them on is literal hell, I cannot imagine how I can get thru a workout lasting more than 5 minutes in these things, however, I can get them all the way up and barely (key word is barely) barely crouch to a legal squat depth without weight.

Gentlemen I ask you all?????? Are they the right size??? or still too tight???

If someone says "too small" I will be donating my testicles to science to get them on.

Peace brothers,

Natural " compressed testes" Mike

 

[Deciever]

lol nice post. How much did you exaggerate each measurement by?

 

[natural-mike]

I told them I was 30 pounds heavier than I was. Told them my wais was 42, Its really 38. I told them my thighs were 2 and 1/2 inches bigger than they really were.

Basically size wise, they gave me a 19 I exchanged for a size 23. A size 23 they said is for a 280 pound man. I say bullsh*t

 

[powerlifterjay]

I order mine small. Ya it took me 20 minutes to get them on the first time. BUt everytime after was only a few min. I think the strecth some. If you got them on they fit. Like i told Deciever "if there comforatble there too big".

 

[Deciever]

lol thats crazy... maybe its made for a 280lb man who has stick legs and a huge gut?

 

[natural-mike]

I have pretty big thighs as I combine powerlifting with weightlifting (I refuse to say bodybuilding as I dont do tricep kickbacks...ha...ha)

So once I get my thighs thru I'm in the clear. Lucky for my I have a small penis or they would never fit.

Peace,

Thanks for the words of wisdom powerlifterjay. They do fit, however should your nuts be colorful shade of purple when you take them off?

Later fellas