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the nature boy
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if any of you people get lost in the inner city (think National Lampoons Vacation), these words might help you out. let me know how it works
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel
everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other
night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money
foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum
both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the
joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man,
it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment undermine.
10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me
acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle
iraq, you break.
12.Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her,
"Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?"
she say "fortify."
14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my
wife.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel
everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other
night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money
foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum
both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the
joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man,
it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment undermine.
10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me
acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle
iraq, you break.
12.Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her,
"Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?"
she say "fortify."
14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my
wife.
