It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to
pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
She said "I don't know exactly. but put me down for a 5."
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has
a hole-in-one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball
400 yards.....
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They
went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron
Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own
set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
Word that Elin Woods was using a golf club as a "Rescue Club" now has
been proved to be untrue as it now appears she was actually trying to
knock the shit out of a Driver.
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger
Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Croutching Tiger , hidden hydrant "
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat
family--his new name?: Cheetah[/QUOT
Great Montage, Billfred.