I'm the least sexy man on elite

[the nature boy]

yeah well he may have 2 assholes but I don't have any "taint". now that sucks. I have no space between my balls (aka funsack) and my asshole. Chicks dig a man with a big taint.

 

[polarpixie]

Nature, you are sooooo right about that!!! I'm ALL about the big taints! But what sucks about that is that you never know what you're gonna get!!!! I mean...with the other thing that would preferably be big, you can at least judge by the size of a man's hands or shoe size...but a big taint!!! There is just NO TELLING!!!!
When I find a man with the perfect-sized taint, I'm never gonna let him go!!!!


BTW...happy scrappy..if that is you in your avatar, that can't be true!!!

 

[the nature boy]

Nature, you are sooooo right about that!!! I'm ALL about the big taints! But what sucks about that is that you never know what you're gonna get!!!! I mean...with the other thing that would preferably be big, you can at least judge by the size of a man's hands or shoe size...but a big taint!!! There is just NO TELLING!!!!
When I find a man with the perfect-sized taint, I'm never gonna let him go!!!!

<blushing> Uh I didn't mean for you to read my stupid post!!!

You're silly BTW! Hope you had a great christmas! you guys celebrate that over there on the left coast right?

 

[polarpixie]

<blushing> Uh I didn't mean for you to read my stupid post!!!

You're silly BTW! Hope you had a great christmas! you guys celebrate that over there on the left coast right?

Hehe...that's ok, your stupid post made me laugh!!! I'm not positive I even know what a taint is...but if it is what I think...I can't say that I have ever heard that term before...

Yes, Christmas has been great...I'm getting a vacation that I have desperately needed! Thanx for asking! Hope you did too! Wish parents didn't get on your nerves after more than a week, otherwise I would just stay here forever!!!

 

[MaGilicuti]

define sexy

 

[the nature boy]

Hehe...that's ok, your stupid post made me laugh!!! I'm not positive I even know what a taint is...but if it is what I think...I can't say that I have ever heard that term before...

Yes, Christmas has been great...I'm getting a vacation that I have desperately needed! Thanx for asking! Hope you did too! Wish parents didn't get on your nerves after more than a week, otherwise I would just stay here forever!!!

Good for you!! My dad was in the hospital getting his hip replaced so that kinda sucked. I took it harder than anyone in my family. Im not used to seeing those that I once viewed as indestructible in a hospital bed. But he's doing fantastic so I'm real happy.

Ok, as for a taint. I'm gonna explain it to you and to anyone else who cares. It's the place between a mans balls and his a-hole (aka the fleshy fun-bridge). As the saying goes:

It "taint" your balls and it "taint" your ass!!!

I hope you learned something today.

P.S. parents get on your nerves because they can. after all, who else is going to do it. it's their right to annoy and nag. you'll be doing it too one day!

 

[68GT350]

I was born skinny, neurotic, and small boobies with a strong wit to match. Plus i'm from canada...oh shit...that's smalls.

Ok, I can't top you, Scrap.

 

[polarpixie]

Good for you!! My dad was in the hospital getting his hip replaced so that kinda sucked. I took it harder than anyone in my family. Im not used to seeing those that I once viewed as indestructible in a hospital bed. But he's doing fantastic so I'm real happy.

Ok, as for a taint. I'm gonna explain it to you and to anyone else who cares. It's the place between a mans balls and his a-hole (aka the fleshy fun-bridge). As the saying goes:

It "taint" your balls and it "taint" your ass!!!

I hope you learned something today.

P.S. parents get on your nerves because they can. after all, who else is going to do it. it's their right to annoy and nag. you'll be doing it too one day!

Oh...I'm sorry!!! I do know exactly what you mean though...now it is hard not to worry about my parents!!! Glad he is doing well tho!

fleshy fun-bridge...yea...I kinda thought that was what you were refering too...*blush*........thanx....obviously we all have a nice little mental image in our head now....

 

[the nature boy]

fleshy fun-bridge...yea...I kinda thought that was what you were refering too...*blush*........thanx....obviously we all have a nice little mental image in our head now....

gotta love the internet. If I knew you in person I don't think I'd say anything like that to you, I'd get waaaay to embarrased.

Well maybe after a few drinks I would.

 

[polarpixie]

That may or may not be true...People ususally feel pretty free to talk about some really crazy stuff with me when I'm not drinking too....I mean, this one time, this guy started telling me about how he can.....uhmmm...I've already said too much!!!