I'm the least sexy man on elite

[Kryp2o]

hey there princess! Hey, lookin at your avatar reminds me, my bathroom sink needs to be cleared. why don't you bring them pipecleaners on over and help a brother out.

Hmmm . . . quit spitting male pubic hairs from your last Crying Game Night at the Copa Cabana from your mouth into the sink and you wont have that problem.

 

[Test boy]

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I think I got you beat. I lost 6 P.M. buddies, all of them, after confessing to only being a top 2-5%er.

Chicks are tough to please.

 

[smallmovesal]

it's not debatable. i make a horrible man... if i weren't around it'd be a toss-up between scrappy himself and kryp2o's arms.

your penis cozy isn't quite finished yet... i was able to order the green sandpaper at the grit you desired but it might be a little while before i can get it.

 

[HappyScrappy]

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I think I got you beat. I lost 6 P.M. buddies, all of them, after confessing to only being a top 2-5%er.

Chicks are tough to please.

you mean b/c you said you had a huge schwang? I'm sorry to hear that - I'm really lucky - mine is smaller than you could ever imagine... only smaller.

 

[smallmovesal]

true dat

 

[Test boy]

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you mean b/c you said you had a huge schwang? I'm sorry to hear that - I'm really lucky - mine is smaller than you could ever imagine... only smaller.

Actually my threads about Big Johnsons created a strong demand for me. I lost favor with all of them after confessing it wasn't me with the shlong as big as a forearm. I think a lot of it was coincidence but I don't think it all was.

 

[the nature boy]

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you too? I'm not very attractive either. But at least I have personality. Uh.... actually I'm shallow. At least I'm rich. Well...... I don't have any money and I live in a box. Well, at least I'm funny. Dang..... nobody gets my jokes here.

Hmmmmm, I'm starting to realize that I'm a loser. Oh well, at least my army of robot monkeys will do my bidding. Then you'll all pay!!! Pay, I tell you!!!!!! <rubs hand together like an evil villan> MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHH!!!!!!

 

[smallmovesal]

it's tough being hot too...

 

[Frackal]

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I was born with a second asshole in place of one of my testes.

 

[HappyScrappy]

holy shit - frackal has been making me laugh my ass off these days... where the hell is my ass...