I'm pretty sure I can't have normal sex now

[gonelifting]

I feel dirty after reading that. Thanks. Gonna go puke now, GL.

Go puke if you want, but any chick can be a whore in the bedroom. Sometimes they need direction. They`re not all born pornstars. It`s up to you.

You know how many times I`ve heard (and I`m sure we all have) "I`ve never done anything like this before" lol So what? There`s a first time for everything. Happy fucking birthday baby.

 

[KillahBee]

Go puke if you want, but any chick can be a whore in the bedroom. Sometimes they need direction. They`re not all born pornstars. It`s up to you.

You know how many times I`ve heard (and I`m sure we all have) "I`ve never done anything like this before" lol So what? There`s a first time for everything. Happy fucking birthday baby.

I hear ya bro - I have made some very quiet girls into my own personal blowup doll (or maybe it'e the other way around....).

 

[Forge]

I feel dirty after reading that. Thanks. Gonna go puke now, GL.

I think we found your problem, your a prude. Loosen up, bro!

 

[KillahBee]

I think we found your problem, your a prude. Loosen up, bro!

If it means your a prude if you don't want to hear about GL cumming in some chick's piehole, then sign my fucking ass up!

 

[jerseyart]

Go puke if you want, but any chick can be a whore in the bedroom. Sometimes they need direction. They`re not all born pornstars. It`s up to you.

You know how many times I`ve heard (and I`m sure we all have) "I`ve never done anything like this before" lol So what? There`s a first time for everything. Happy fucking birthday baby.

LOL

Spot on bor.
Also its more fun to train them yourself.

If I want a professional, I'll date a hooker

 

[bran987]

who's high pitch?

 

[gonelifting]

LOL

Spot on bor.
Also its more fun to train them yourself.

If I want a professional, I'll date a hooker

or a Penthouse Pet. doh!!!! lol

 

[Rod555]

You know how many times I`ve heard (and I`m sure we all have) "I`ve never done anything like this before" lol So what? There`s a first time for everything. Happy fucking birthday baby.

Happy fucking birthday baby! Man thats awesome, im gonna use that right before i slam it up some girls bonus tunnel for the 1st time! Id send you some K but damn thing says i gave you too much already!

 

[onebigab]

Killa both Div and GL got it right. Take matters into your own hands. Show your girl the light and she'll be forever willing.