If you were a porn star, what would your name be?

[AAP]

Maxx Cock

Rick Donovan (for that 70's throwback, complete with porn mustache)

Drill Sergent

 

[bluepeter]

Sorearms would be I. P. Freely.

 

[alien amp pharm]

She told me she made $40.25 one day as a prostitute. I asked her who gave her a quarter? She replied, "Everyone".

lmao, good one!


p.s. Was that a joke or for real?

 

[redguru]

lmao, good one!


p.s. Was that a joke or for real?

It was real, just after I gave her 2 bits.

 

[habitualhealth]

She told me she made $40.25 one day as a prostitute. I asked her who gave her a quarter? She replied, "Everyone".

What? You thought I was gonna cut you a deal or something?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

if the chicks were hot...Happy McChappy

 

[redguru]

What? You thought I was gonna cut you a deal or something?

Yes, I gave you your only real "O" face all day. You finished first!

 

[cornfish]

I'd have to be either:

Rod Steele or Dixie Normous

Not quite how to fit that dixie label into my persona since i'm a male, but it sure is funny

 

[gab9681]

Well, it used to be that your porn name would be your middle name followed by the street you live on. So following in that tradition, I would be known as Aaron Firestone.

 

[split endz]

look under my name and is case you don't know
PETER GOZINYA

Dude, that's the best one... Peter Goezinya. I'm gonna use that next time I sign in at a country club to play golf.