If you knew your child was sexually active, what would you do?

[seizer]

If you want to scare the girl from having sex, thats easy...no, wait its not.

 

[Sub-Zero]

guy...give him a high five and buy him some condoms, make sure he knows hes a pimp but needs to stay safe.

girl- knock her teeth out and every guy shes ever touched.
scold her, never let her out.





-jk, id get mad at her and tell her im ashamed of her and that her body is sacred and then try and scare the shit out of her boyfriends, (just to try and play badcop and scare her) but then when shes all depressed and goes to mommy for some support id get my wife to counsel her on being safe, what the implications and expectations are etc etc, and buy her a box of condoms and make her teach her how to put em on guys

 

[Sub-Zero]

Test if she's good. J/K

wew a glimpse of the old perkelee

 

[Eringobraugh]

Just raise her on the typical american diet of sugared pop, high carb and fat fare, lots of pizza and tacobell so that she's a porker so there's no chance of getting any.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I think that may be why my daughter doesn't want to live with me now. Not on my watch. THe opportunities will be seriously limited. No cursing and no rap music with cursing and talk about sex and drugs. I don't think that's asking too much.

rofl you nazi

 

[Austin316]

the porkers are more likely to put out bc they think its the only way to get a guy and keep one, so don't do that, I know more hot virgins then not so hot ones

 

[Mr. dB]

God I'm glad I never had kids!

 

[seizer]

rofl you nazi

honeslty? I mean cmon?!?! No 50 cent, what is the world coming to

 

[JayC9]

Say in the 12-15 year old range.

heavy trip

 

[squatpuke]

I have 3 kids...5 y/o girl, 2 y/o boy and 3 week y/o girl....

One person told me it was better to have boys since they leave their problems OUT of the house...girls on the other hand, bring them INTO the house.

12-15 seems REAL young....I'm currently living in a dream world, because I know my daughters won't have sex until they're married.

Good Luck man.