If on a 3rd date and you give a girl $20 to go get a beer&she doesn't give you change

[PHATchik]

Re: If on a 3rd date and you give a girl $20 to go get a beer&she doesn't give you ch

shoulda been considered a prepaid BJ.

Last time I checked, I didn't charge for those.

 

[Dial_tone]

Re: If on a 3rd date and you give a girl $20 to go get a beer&she doesn't give you ch

Last time I checked, I didn't charge for those.

Sweet! beer, blowjob and money left over...wanna go to the game?

 

[onerepmaximum]

Re: If on a 3rd date and you give a girl $20 to go get a beer&she doesn't give you ch

Last time I checked, I didn't charge for those.

Hey baby.

 

[PHATchik]

Re: If on a 3rd date and you give a girl $20 to go get a beer&she doesn't give you ch

Hey baby.

lol.

 

[Werd]

MEN DON'T CUDDLE.

Yea, that's what I thought. Oddly enough, this has been done to me on a few occasions. We are going at it fast and furious then all of a sudden he stops and I am like, "What THE HELL are you doing?!?!?!" He says, "I will eat you later... for now I just want to cuddle."


<--------- MY FACE



WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!!!




YOU WANT TO WHAT?!?!?!!!




I oughtta have every guy sign some sort of contract or something stating, "No you can not stop fucking till I am done - or at least have the decency to eat me BIGTIME if you are too tired to finish the job properly. Cuddling is NOT a substitute for fucking."

And if he breaks the contract I make copies and post it up on the web, circulate it to all his friends and co-workers letting them know that there is something BIGTIME wrong with him.


Me, I LOVE cuddling while watching a movie or some other such clothed activity. When it comes to making love: "sweaty - screaming - mindblowing fucking till you orgasm so badly the police are knocking on your front door" is all that is acceptable. When that is over usually I am too tired to cuddle (and if I did MY JOB properly then he is too). Please roll over and dont freaking snore too loudly so as to interupt my REM.




Yea, I am soooooooooo not a typical gurl.

 

[string_bean00]

Yeah, cuddling sucks.