if alien amp pharm has sex tonight, how fast will he blow his load?

[The Greatest]

I got 38 seconds.

 

[DIVISION]

I got 38 seconds.

I wager 58 seconds if you don't count precum.



DIV

 

[slickdadd]

That's like asking if coldblue won't have sex tonight. We know that won't happen.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i heard that they names a certain type of fuel after alien amp vagina

 

[theoak01]

5-10 mins is my guess,I will give the guy some credit

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I hope he knows what he's doing...

 

[alien amp pharm]

LOL. I think this is the longest I've went without spanking it in my life. (3 days).

I called her during lunch, but she acted like she didn't know if she was meeting up with me tonight or not. That ho better show or else I'm leaving with the first thing that will put out.

I give myself 12 minutes. I have a rubber mallet to punch myself in the nuts if I sense an ejaculation coming on.

 

[jerkbox]

That's like asking if coldblue won't have sex tonight. We know that won't happen.

dude

 

[awittyusername]

He is not getting laid. She can smell the desparation over the phone.

 

[hardrock]

I'm saying he blows just before entering from the excitement and heat off that sucker. So -10 seconds.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

That's like asking if coldblue won't have sex tonight. We know that won't happen.

ColdBlue always, I mean fucking always gets laid....It's a Phenomenon.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I think It will go a little like this




all within seconds

Elites very own "Quick Draw McGraw"

 

[alien amp pharm]

I think It will go a little like this




all within seconds

Elites very own "Quick Draw McGraw"

Best use of smilies ever!

 

[jerseyart]

I think It will go a little like this




all within seconds

Elites very own "Quick Draw McGraw"

You meant AAP right

Attribute more carefully next time

 

[theoak01]

I'm saying he blows just before entering from the excitement and heat off that sucker. So -10 seconds.

american pie style lol

 

[hamstershaver]

25 seconds if he gets kitty, 35 seconds if he gets his hand

 

[string_bean00]

I give him two pumps.

 

[SoKlueles]

you guys stop picking on him
he deserves to be happy
i bet hes an all nighter

 

[theoak01]

you guys stop picking on him
he deserves to be happy
i bet hes an all nighter

if by all nighter you mean crying to the pillows because he blew soon and the girl ran off,then yes

lol,just buggin ya bro

 

[SoKlueles]

if by all nighter you mean crying to the pillows because he blew soon and the girl ran off,then yes

lol,just buggin ya bro

be nice dang

 

[jnevin]

I think he did the second he read "if alien amp pharm has sex...."

 

[Gambino]

i don't know orbs, i just don't see AAP getting laid tonight, proly not this weekend either. as a matter of fact, I dout he has gotten laid in his past at all...i mean, just [/B]look[/B] at him...asexuality is his destiny

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Before I answer I need to know several things:

1) how long has it been since he last had sex.
2) is he on a cycle.
3) if #2 is yes, I need to know his exact stack, doses and how far into he is.

Once I have this info, I'll give my estimate.

 

[string_bean00]

Before I answer I need to know several things:

1) how long has it been since he last had sex.
2) is he on a cycle.
3) if #2 is yes, I need to know his exact stack, doses and how far into he is.

Once I have this info, I'll give my estimate.

He's on the cycle I recommend for him:



Two grams each of test, tren, and deca.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

He's on the cycle I recommend for him:



Two grams each of test, tren, and deca.

It will take him 17 hours, 9 minutes and 32 seconds to blow his first load, and a bit longer for #2,3,4,5 and 6 on that stack.

 

[string_bean00]

It will take him 17 hours, 9 minutes and 32 seconds to blow his first load, and a bit longer for #2,3,4,5 and 6 on that stack.

I advised the tren and deca because I knew he was a minute man.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I advised the tren and deca because I knew he was a minute man.

Calling yourself a minute man is a good way to make a dame lose interest.

 

[Gymgurl]

Well I think she'll get a 5 sec rodeo ride...