I went out last night and didn't get laid!!!!!

[tuc biscuit]

can you believe it? no I can't either

 

[Seashell]

I thought there was only a 30% chance of that happening..

It's because you came on here and gloated.. Murphy's Law.

 

[tuc biscuit]

yep, the women outwitted me last night, but I will get them back

 

[The Shadow]

I thought there was only a 30% chance of that happening..

It's because you came on here and gloated.. Murphy's Law.

Did you type something.....


I was a bit distracted by the avananarartrar

 

[jerkbox]

dude, it'll happen someday....I know being a 20-something virgin is tough......well, i don't really know but.....whatever....

 

[BileStew]

Don't use the Drive-thru next time.

 

[Bullit]

You flashed your english smile too much, broly.

 

[presguy]

thats terrible

 

[bluepeter]

It's the lips, the men like them better

 

[jackangel]

translation:

the sheep were too fast and the pig was too slippery.