I was sexually assaulted

[Taps]

This chick just walked up to me tonight said hi and grabbed my package.

What the fuck?!? Thinking about it now, I'm kinda pissed off. If I went up to girl and stuck my hand in her crotch I'd fucking get arrested. I should have punched that bitch in the face.

Damn it. I feel violated. Well, not really...actually it was the most action I've gotten in a long time. I'm still kinda ticked about it though...

Guess I know how chicks feel when asshole guys rub up against 'em.

 

[smallmovesal]

anyone i know? lol

 

[KAYNE]

YEAH, AINT THAT SOME SHIT!!! IF I WALKED UP TO A GIRL AND STUCK MY HAND IN HER PANTS OR GRABBED HER CROTCH, I WOULD BE IN JAIL AS A SEX OFFENDER. BUT THEY CAN DO IT TO GUYS ALL THE TIME. WTF!!!

FOR THE RECORD THOUGH, I WOULDNT COMPLAIN IF A CHICK GRABBED MY CROTCH. WELL, MAYBE I WOULD IF SHE WERE FAT AND UGLY.

KAYNE

 

[Citruscide]

That was her way of telling you to hit her on the head ... take her in the back, bang the shit out of her... and leave mushroom stamps all over her face.

Oooooor... she was just being a slut... which is nothing new.

C

 

[Taps]

Smalls...no, nobody you know. Just some bar slut.

Rolls...I was too shocked to hit her. I should have though. Of course, I'd end up getting arrested 'cause it's ok for her to grab my balls but I'm not allowed to fight back. What a bunch of shit.

Kayne...she was gross. If she were hot, I wouldn't be complaining as much.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'll let anyone grab me anywhere - as long as they aren't going for my wallet.
fay chicks, gay guys, whatever - I don't give a shit.
I don't have much, so if it makes their day better, rock out with your cock out.

 

[Lao Tzu]

in indiana you get put on the sex offender registry for that. groping people.

 

[Austin316]

lol, I know what your talking about, same thing happened to me the other day at a party. My only reply was "you like that don't ya," she laughed and said "uh huh" and that was that

 

[Taps]

My drunk buddies said she was hot. I was a bit tipsy, and she looked bad. Our designated driver almost vomited when he looked at her.

So yeah, she was gross. If she wasn't...well, I wouldn't be at home alone, posting on a fucking chat board would I?

 

[smallmovesal]

sure you would, inbetween thrusts heehee

 

[HappyScrappy]

there was a guy in VA in my youth that would break into women's houses at night while they were there. go into their bedroom, pull back the covers at the bottom of the bed, and then suck on their toes.
they'd wake up, freak out, he'd run away, and then hit again. multiple houses a night.

I have no idea why in my twisted reality these things match up in my head - but reading this thread, that reminded me of that.

don't know if they ever found him, but I distinctly remember all the posters up around town describing him.

 

[Austin316]

My drunk buddies said she was hot. I was a bit tipsy, and she looked bad. Our designated driver almost vomited when he looked at her.

So yeah, she was gross. If she wasn't...well, I wouldn't be at home alone, posting on a fucking chat board would I?

lol, at least in my case she wasn't nasty, quite the opposite. Didn't go anywhere though, I wouldn't of wanted it too anyways, Im not about having one night stands with drunk girls, or girls I don't know

 

[Taps]

sure you would, inbetween thrusts heehee

My buddy got a blowjob while talking to me on ICQ one time. He didn't tell me 'til the next day. Grossed the shit out of me. lol

 

[Lao Tzu]

why do you think anything with a vagina is attractive when drunk? i've been drunk, and i never got that sensation. i could still logically discern attractive/plain/ugly women from each other.

 

[smallmovesal]

well i think my friend was getting some sort of action while talking on the phone to another friend of ours.. she hung up on k.

i can't believe she did that.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm giving myself a blowjob as I type this - does that count?

I use that as my excuse for the poor typing/spelling skills.
and the mumbling.

 

[Austin316]

why do you think anything with a vagina is attractive when drunk? i've been drunk, and i never got that sensation. i could still logically discern attractive/plain/ugly women from each other.

Same here man, my rule of thumb at parties in case, is to pick out 5 girls Im not attracted to, if they start to become attractive, I cut myself off

 

[HappyScrappy]

there have been many cases in my past when I was so drunk that they only thing I could discern was going on was "warm" "not warm"

I get wasted and would have sex with the couch if the lighting is right.

 

[buksoon]

there was a guy in VA in my youth that would break into women's houses at night while they were there. go into their bedroom, pull back the covers at the bottom of the bed, and then suck on their toes.
they'd wake up, freak out, he'd run away, and then hit again. multiple houses a night.

I have no idea why in my twisted reality these things match up in my head - but reading this thread, that reminded me of that.

don't know if they ever found him, but I distinctly remember all the posters up around town describing him.

And this little piggy got molested all the way home!

 

[Taps]

HappyScrappy...that's fucking funny. There was some guy in my city who went in to theaters and sucked on girls hair during movies. I don't know if they ever caught him....hahaha all that happened when I was like 13. Thanks for reminding me.

Austin...one-nighters arn't my thing either. But damn dude...get a phone number next time, ok?

rolls...my rommie said the same thing. He's like "man...after a few more drinks she'll look like a fucking supermodel". lol

nordstrom...don't you find that your standards are considerably lowered after a few drinks? Like grls that are so-so become really, really hot?

 

[Taps]

well i think my friend was getting some sort of action while talking on the phone to another friend of ours.. she hung up on k.

i can't believe she did that.

Do I know her? Introduce me...she sounds kinky.

 

[Austin316]

Austin...one-nighters arn't my thing either. But damn dude...get a phone number next time, ok?

LOL, Im too stupid to remember when Im trashed, Ill even forget after talking for a half hour + with em

 

[Lao Tzu]

nordstrom...don't you find that your standards are considerably lowered after a few drinks? Like grls that are so-so become really, really hot?

my standards are pretty low to begin with. and looks aren't really important to me (so i don't really care to begin with if they are plain or attractive), and i am more of a laughing drunk than anything else. id probably be too busy lying on the floor laughing hysterically at the way the table lamp looks to be concerned with women anyway.

 

[HappyScrappy]

my own personal example of how bad my beer goggles get - aside from hooking up with nasty, ugly, hairy chicks... would be my 21st birthday.

I was ROCKED, but didn't puke. I drank for about 8 hours that day.
probably around the 7th hour, while in a bar, I walked into the bathroom and had a wonderful pee. Then I turned to the sink and leaned on it, and looked into the mirror at myself and said (perhaps even outloud) "shit HappyScrappy, you look awful"

then I stepped back, squinted... and realized there was no mirror there. just a wall with lots of etchings/carvings, and pen and marker scribblings....

 

[smallmovesal]

yeah.. that friend of sam although i think she's seeing someone still

 

[Taps]

She has a boyfriend? Well, it's a strike against her but I'm willing to overlook it.

You guys are fucking hilarious. I'm quite proud to say I've never hooked up with a bar skank before...unless I've somehow managed to suppress the memory, which wouldn't surprise me.

 

[smallmovesal]

i always had a bf when i was out at the bar so i was never looking to hook up

 

[minion]

Its scary but true.

 

[daised]

in indiana you get put on the sex offender registry for that. groping people.

really? i live in indiana and a year ago this guy at my school sexually assulted me, in the middle of my spanish class too. everyone saw and no one said anything. it still shakes me up to think about it. i should have said something to someone, but like most people i was afraid.

 

[thefantom1]

there was a guy in VA in my youth that would break into women's houses at night while they were there. go into their bedroom, pull back the covers at the bottom of the bed, and then suck on their toes.
they'd wake up, freak out, he'd run away, and then hit again. multiple houses a night.

I have no idea why in my twisted reality these things match up in my head - but reading this thread, that reminded me of that.

don't know if they ever found him, but I distinctly remember all the posters up around town describing him.

Scrappy...... we are all glad you never got caught........ ya big Pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

 

[Jeff_rys]

This chick just walked up to me tonight said hi and grabbed my package.

What the fuck?!? Thinking about it now, I'm kinda pissed off. If I went up to girl and stuck my hand in her crotch I'd fucking get arrested. I should have punched that bitch in the face.

wrong answer. You should have said to her: "is that all you can do"?

 

[Lao Tzu]

really? i live in indiana and a year ago this guy at my school sexually assulted me, in the middle of my spanish class too. everyone saw and no one said anything. it still shakes me up to think about it. i should have said something to someone, but like most people i was afraid.

jesus daised. i would have done something if i was there, but i wasnt. people are like that when weird things happen. they freeze up in a catanic effort to pretend it isn't there.

anyway, yup. 35-42-4-8 of the indiana criminal code, sexual battery (aka groping) will get you put on the sex offender registry. i think i recognize one of the name on the list for my home town too.

 

[daised]

ya i go to a private catholic school so everyone was pretty much just in shcock that it happened, but later in the year the guy tried it agian and someone in my class wasa like - hey cut that out. they got into a fight. but to this day i will do anything for that guy, i feel like he saved my dignity.

 

[Taps]

Sorry to hear that daised. Kinda puts my bullshit experience in perspective.

Such are the difference between men and women. If some chick grabbed me, and I _really_ didn't like it, I'd have no problem defending myself. Girls on the other hand are really vulnerable.

I hope the dipshit who did that to you got his ass kicked.