i was in a porno flick today

[GoldenDelicious]

you so funny

i know

i have to keep it in check though - once, a Jerry Seinfeld Helicopter swooped on me with grappling hooks when i was walking home

those mofos know comic genius when they see it

 

[buffer1]

i know

i have to keep it in check though - once, a Jerry Seinfeld Helicopter swooped on me with grappling hooks when i was walking home

those mofos know comic genius when they see it

good one,LOL

 

[Devastation]

that's awesome

 

[Spartacus]

how the hell did you manage to get motor oil on your face?

 

[Yarg!]

well i was in a warehouse before where there was all manners of grease from machines and what not. and also it helps to slide the pipes in together when assembling the trampolines.

 

[Spartacus]

I thought you were trying to appear "black"

 

[Yarg!]

haha if only it was that easy

 

[JayC9]

well i just got a job working for a trampoline comapny in vancouver- home of the washed up b movie actress, and a growing porno industry. today we were out delivering trampolines to the homes of the rich and famous, and one of the jobs was along a very prestigious neighborhood. as we were moving trampolines peices back and fourth from the car and asmbling in the back yard, this chick on a ducati drives by. cuz me and my work partner are guys, and seeing hot chicks on sports bikes is ranked pretty high on most men's fantasies, we started starring and smiling like her like idiots. we continue on our work and she comes down again for another pass, but this time theres a fuckn film crew filming out the back of a van infront of her. now this intrigued us. the chick turns into a house beside the one we were working on, and i believe, someone who was a director came otu and started talking to her. there was only the girl, the "director", 2 camera men, a driver and this fairly well built guy. everything seemed to be unrehearsed and done in one take. the crew then went into the house and we never see them again. well, a crew that small, and that unprofessional looking can only be a porn film crew- especially in vancouver. so if you watch a porn video sometime int he future, you might be able to see an asian guy in a muscle shirt with motoroil on his face and this bald white dude waving and smiling like idiots in the intro shot. now how many people have been in porno before me?

Everyone gets their moments of fame.

I had a friend when I was at college who made his own porn movies with girls he met on holidays abroad. When he cames back he would edit the film with cheesy music and intentionally leave copies lying around at all his mates houses.

 

[Tino D'Voe]

Ummm, I've worked on many film sets with small crews. They're called student films. there's lots of low budget stuff being shot in town, i've made several myself. I'm kind of buff too! but definately not a porn star.

Then again, you're right about the big porn industry here, it's way bigger than you may think, most don't even know it exists. I've actually talked about shooting one, but I think I could never face my mom again without feeling like shit.

Next time just drop by, maybe they'll offer you a real role!

 

[Razorguns]

Then again, you're right about the big porn industry here,

Shooting porn will make you NO money, unless you have an "in" on the distributorship chain. And for that to happen, you gotta be "in" with the porn mobsters. They don't let just "anyone" get a slice of the pie.

If not -- you're stuck doing cheesy web porn shit ala bang bus. A website might pay you a whopping $75 for it.

www.lukeford.com <-- enough porn drama to last u a lifetime.