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i was in a porno flick today

Yarg!

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well i just got a job working for a trampoline comapny in vancouver- home of the washed up b movie actress, and a growing porno industry. today we were out delivering trampolines to the homes of the rich and famous, and one of the jobs was along a very prestigious neighborhood. as we were moving trampolines peices back and fourth from the car and asmbling in the back yard, this chick on a ducati drives by. cuz me and my work partner are guys, and seeing hot chicks on sports bikes is ranked pretty high on most men's fantasies, we started starring and smiling like her like idiots. we continue on our work and she comes down again for another pass, but this time theres a fuckn film crew filming out the back of a van infront of her. now this intrigued us. the chick turns into a house beside the one we were working on, and i believe, someone who was a director came otu and started talking to her. there was only the girl, the "director", 2 camera men, a driver and this fairly well built guy. everything seemed to be unrehearsed and done in one take. the crew then went into the house and we never see them again. well, a crew that small, and that unprofessional looking can only be a porn film crew- especially in vancouver. so if you watch a porn video sometime int he future, you might be able to see an asian guy in a muscle shirt with motoroil on his face and this bald white dude waving and smiling like idiots in the intro shot. now how many people have been in porno before me? :D


well except for that body builder chick who was in those movies with the sybian machines.
 
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Ulcasterdropout said:

Ulcaster says "Cool" as he gets out the lotion, and starts feverish looking on the internet for porn involving an asian guy in a muscle shirt with motoroil on his face and this bald white dude waving and smiling like idiots
 
awittyusername said:
Ulcaster says "Cool" as he gets out the lotion, and starts feverish looking on the internet for porn involving an asian guy in a muscle shirt with motoroil on his face and this bald white dude waving and smiling like idiots


ROFL!!!



good story yarg
 
awittyusername said:
Ulcaster says "Cool" as he gets out the lotion, and starts feverish looking on the internet for porn involving an asian guy in a muscle shirt with motoroil on his face and this bald white dude waving and smiling like idiots
asstray :D
 
Yarg! said:
well i just got a job working for a trampoline comapny in vancouver- home of the washed up b movie actress, and a growing porno industry. today we were out delivering trampolines to the homes of the rich and famous, and one of the jobs was along a very prestigious neighborhood. as we were moving trampolines peices back and fourth from the car and asmbling in the back yard, this chick on a ducati drives by. cuz me and my work partner are guys, and seeing hot chicks on sports bikes is ranked pretty high on most men's fantasies, we started starring and smiling like her like idiots. we continue on our work and she comes down again for another pass, but this time theres a fuckn film crew filming out the back of a van infront of her. now this intrigued us. the chick turns into a house beside the one we were working on, and i believe, someone who was a director came otu and started talking to her. there was only the girl, the "director", 2 camera men, a driver and this fairly well built guy. everything seemed to be unrehearsed and done in one take. the crew then went into the house and we never see them again. well, a crew that small, and that unprofessional looking can only be a porn film crew- especially in vancouver. so if you watch a porn video sometime int he future, you might be able to see an asian guy in a muscle shirt with motoroil on his face and this bald white dude waving and smiling like idiots in the intro shot. now how many people have been in porno before me? :D


well except for that body builder chick who was in those movies with the sybian machines.
i went as far as too get a photo shoot done with a hot chick in some comprimising positions,but the fucking company wanted me to cough up front money,so i told them to beat it
 
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