I was arrested last night...

[strangebrew]

Fuck the cops. Mountain of trouble my ass. *Police Officer* Do your job to the letter, or I will be your mountain of trouble. Nothing more nothing less. Try being my size, your car gets searched everytime.

Oh and Project, I feel you on the whole standing on one leg deal. The only time I was ever asked to do that was a day after a heavy ass leg day (Murphy's Law). I'm standing there trembling, trying to maintain balance, and the asshole cop turns to his buddy and say's "All that muscle ain't good fer nutin' , look at him, he can barely stand up"

Dude....You should have raped him right there.

 

[pitbullstl]

Dude....You should have raped him right there.

If by rape you mean, fall on my ass, cause my left leg gave out.....then

Dude.....I did.....duh..

 

[strangebrew]

If by rape you mean, fall on my ass, cause my left leg gave out.....then

Dude.....I did.....duh..

Nope. By rape, I meant pull his pants down, stick your dick in his ass and move up and down rapidly.

 

[pitbullstl]

Nope. By rape, I meant pull his pants down, stick your dick in his ass and move up and down rapidly.

Oh THAT rape. Well, no then, but if it helps you out I did have mad buttsex with ol' wife last night.

 

[strangebrew]

Oh THAT rape. Well, no then, but if it helps you out I did have mad buttsex with ol' wife last night.

It helps a little I guess.

 

[chewyxrage]

those motherfuckers

no one can pass a field sobriety test even if you are sober, those tests are all bullshit

you kept your cool, nice. I think I would have flipped out

 

[jh1]

Oh THAT rape. Well, no then, but if it helps you out I did have mad buttsex with ol' wife last night.

TO MUCH INFORMATION...


Damn... orb...

(Buttsex is gross anyway... only time it's fun is for the first time with a girl - especially if it is a challenge - she is only doing it to please you)

 

[velvett]

You handled yourself very well, even after the axe issue.

Can police search your car in such instances?
And can they search it while you are not there?
I mean seriously, if they didn't like how easy would it be to say something was there that really was not?

Either way, good thing you're home safe and sound.

Get some sleep.

 

[jackangel]

you shouldn't have been driving, you lush. and that axe is dangerous. i'd like to thank those cops myself for keeping that area safe.

 

[IwouldSlamU]

no reason to pull you over..........total gov intrusion