I want to deflower a virgin.

[Robert Jan]

what language is that?

 

[Dirk Howat]

I know your identity.

See, you are not that slick.






.

 

[Robert Jan]

Dirk howat = ulcasterdropout?

I dont understand

 

[Dirk Howat]

No. I am not a loser who makes alters.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Hey, Dirk. I got your PM. I think you have me confused with someone else.
I'm not an alter, never had one....

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Dick Howat--

Take that back you vile, dirty jew bastard.

I don't have to say or do anything to substantiate your degenerateness.

 

[BileStew]

Dirk needs to lay off the low carb Ritalin.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Dirk howat = ulcasterdropout?

uh, no

 

[evansteve]

Never done that. Many years ago a much older woman told me how she loooooooved to have sex with really young guys. We are talking 17/18. She went on and on about how if you were his first "he would worship you".

I dunno.

I just don't find really young or even young guys attractive. I mean, what's he gonna do after he finally manages to nervously fumble his pants down around his ankles? Give me the best 2 seconds of the day?

But what the fuck.

Any volunteers?

Pick me, Pick me, I'm 20 years old, and a young stud-muffin, and a virgin. What more could you ask for?
It would be worthwhile, something u've never done before, and I'd be so ecstatic from the experience, that EF would be lit up with my happiness for weeks.
Dang a MILF like you? How could that not make a 20 year-old like me happy?

Okay, okay, I'll remove myself from this dream reality now. End of post.

 

[evansteve]

Werd, the offer still stands.