I saw a Cat having sex with a Pizzone.

[dballer]

It was gross.

I was pissed cause I was hungry.

 

[ladymacbeth]

that wasn't a cat, that was me.

 

[dballer]

lets go to bed

 

[ladymacbeth]

who do you think will post next on here? My money's on your mom.

 

[ladymacbeth]

lets go to bed

together? Or were you talking to the pizzone and not to me.

 

[dballer]

together? Or were you talking to the pizzone and not to me.

Sorry....
I was talking about Violent J

 

[beefybull]

Dballer,
I just about shit myself with that subject. Even if I wasnt drunk I probably would have fell off my chair.

 

[ladymacbeth]

Oh...you know, I was just out to dinner with violent j...he whispered this in my ear before he sprayed faygo all over my new velour pink blouse...


I'll headbutt a fuckin' unicorn...c'mere bitch, ugh...damn
I'll stand on a stump, and let you trim my toenails with an axe
I'll sucker punch a gorilla, and try to run with a banana hangin' out my ass
I'll fuckin' become pen-pals with the unibomber, and let'em send me packages
I'll drive an ice cream truck through Ethiopia talkin' about
FREE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!

 

[dballer]

Dballer,
I just about shit myself with that subject. Even if I wasnt drunk I probably would have fell off my chair.

You think that is funny... you should have been there when I saw a coyote with a strap on dildo running around an abandon houseboat

 

[ladymacbeth]

You think that is funny... you should have been there when I saw a coyote with a strap on dildo running around an abandon houseboat

That wasn't funny. I had to get 34 stitches.