- It's physically impossible for him to be cheating.... he's with me 24/7 he doesnt even go for groceries without me and we work in the same place on the same schedule...
- I'm pretty sure he's not gay, when we do have sex he REALLY enjoys it, that and he's only twice PIITB as per my insistence
- I shower and groom everyday you fuckers.
- Plank and ER are right he doesnt even like to be touched in his "private" areas, he gets pissed as fuck if I do that and he declines BJ, and no I dont teeth into him, I actually bought a spray that numbs my throat so I can... well you know
I blame it on his first bitch of a gf who fucking ruinned sex for them when they were together... that and low T, he turned 30 today, maybe we can look into TRT...